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Mark Hamill: Homer… Use the for–

Homer: The Force?

Mark Hamill: The forks! Use the forks!

Violet Parr: I’m gangly and growing ganglier. I’m ugly, I have no curves, my friends are dorkier than I am, I can’t talk, but my brain won’t shut up.

Sick of tea? That’s like being sick of breathing!
-Uncle Iroh

Bad News Barrett: I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news.

Katara: They were controlling over you so you ran away. And now you act like your parents don’t exist. You act like you hate them but you don’t. You just feel guilty.
Toph Beifong: I do hate them!
Katara: I don’t think so. I think you miss them. But you just don’t want to deal with that, so instead you act like this crazy person.

“Someone dishonoring their marriage vows? Not in Las Vegas!”

Casino Security Guard

You are astrong, child. But I am beyond strength.
-The Lich, Adventure Time

Kent Brockman: The controversial measure passed by a single vote.

Marge: Mmmm you really should have voted Homer.

Homer: Meh, wouldn’t have made a difference.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Green Arrow: Are you insane?
Superman: I’m not the one fighting Superman

“I’m gonna die! Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I love you all!”

Homer Simpson.

Back for another beating officer? Or maybe you got a schoolgirl crush?

Juri Han, Street Fighter

Homer: Marge, you’ve been out there all morning.

Marge: So?

Homer: So lying on the couch and eating stuff isn’t the same if you aren’t around to see it.

“Stay thirsty my friends”

David: What say you now, Goliath? Without your hair, you no longer possess your fantastic strength!

Goliath: That’s Samson, idiot!

Bray Wyatt: New Orleans… We’re here. (blows out lantern)

Tom: I’m Tom. What’s your name?
Olive-green gargoyle (Lexington): Except for Goliath, we don’t have names.
Tom: How do you tell each other apart?
Olive-green gargoyle (Lexington): We look different.
Tom: But what do you call each other?
Red gargoyle (Brooklyn): “Friend”.
-Gargoyles

Violet: I like movies. I’ll buy the popcorn. Okay?

The only thing strong enough to penetrate it, is itself.
-Mr. Incredible

Violet: Mom and dad’s lives could be in jeopardy. Or worse, their marriage.
Dash: Their marriage? (Violet nods) So, the bad guys are trying to wreck mom and dad’s marriage?
Violet: oh forget it, you’re so immature.