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“Sorry about the landing, boys. This fog is so thick I can’t see my own cataracts.”

Montgomery Burns.

Zatanna: Magic is as easy as 1…2…3!

“I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman!”

Homer Simpson.

Evil beware, we have waffles, Raven

“Earth. Fire. Air. Water. Only the avatar can master all four elements, and save the world.”
-Tenzin, Legend of Korra opening sequence

Milhouse: Oh, hi, Lisa! Did you have a nice summer? Don’t you hate that we have to go back to stupid school tomorrow?

Lisa: I like school.

Milhouse: Me too! We have so much in common.

Hey! Am I late for dinner?
Kel, you just ruined the dinner!
–Kenan and Kel (episode: Freezer Burned)

*Wow, I’m going wild with Kenan and Kel quotes, aren’t I?

Strike a pose!

deadpool, wolverine v. hulk

“I made you some homemade Pepsi for the dance! It’s a little thick, but the price is right!”

Marge Simpson.

Zatanna: Break for smoothies?
Batman: Don’t count on it.

“Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth…”

Kent Brockman

Just Bring It, The Rock

Marge: You stay away from Nelson Muntz.

Bart: But Mom!

Marge: Nelson’s a troubled, lonely, sad little boy. He needs to be isolated from everyone.

Bart: But Mom!

Marge: Yes?

Bart: That’s all I got.

Suki: [points at Ozai assuming he’s dead] So did you
[pauses]
Suki: You know, finish the job
Ozai: [angrily] I’m still alive

B3, C21

I wish it was right now and not later!
–Me, every time I get impatient about something

Eustace: Kick him in the dishpan hoo hoo hoo

Bart: Hey, Lis, we’re characters in a cartoon!

Lisa: How humiliating.

Dwyane Wade: To the last second, to the last minute, to the last minute, to the last man, we fight.

Homer: Is there anything you can prescribe, doctor?

Dr. Hibbert: Fire! And lots of it!

Marge: Hmm, that’s your cure for everything!

Yusei Fudo: I synchro summon the Stardust Dragon