The answer lies in the Heart of Battle
Ryu, Street Fighter 4
Dr. Hibbert: Your cholesterol level is lethally high, Homer, but I’m more concerned about your gravy level.
Homer: Now, wait a second! You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!
Dr. Hibbert: You’re a little confused!
Homer: Oh, confused, would we?
Sour Bill, that glitch cannot be allowed to race! And bring that thing to my castle.
–Wreck-it Ralph
Lisa: Because it doesn’t make any sense at all! If you believe in angels why not unicorns or elves, or leprechauns?
Kent Brockman: Oh that’s ridiculous Lisa, everyone knows leprechauns are extinct!
My Client broke the Undertaker’s streak.
Paul Heyman
Lisa: It could be anything, it could be a mutant from the nuclear plant.
Mr. Burns: D’oh! Fiddle-faddle, everyone knows our mutants have flippers. Oh! I’ve said too much. Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
Smithers: You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr. Burns: Precisely, be sure to wipe your own memory clear when you’ve finished.
“Like a good neighbor, State farm is there”
Let’s just say I’m AAA-affiliated.
–Cars 2
And I am also scared of fish. And I have nightmares.
What kind of nightmares?
Well…there was this one where…I was eating lunch, and then…all of a sudden, I was attacked by a giant screw!
–Kenan and Kel (episode: Tainting of the Screw)
We made it…this far.
–Tron: The Original Classic
Reverend Lovejoy: Well, It appears science has failed again, in front of overwhelming religious evidence.
Lisa: But…
Moe: Go home, science girl.
Lisa: I am home.
Moe: Good, stay there
Katara: Sokka, let me see what you got from the library.
Sokka: What? I didn’t steal anything. Who told you?
[Points to Momo]
Sokka: It was YOU wasn’t it? You ratted me out!
Katara: Sokka… I was there.
B2 C11, The Desert
Marge: 200 dollars for doing nothing?! I feel like such a crook…
George Bush, Sr.: Don’t worry, it gets easier every week.
Katara: What’s this?
[holding up wanted poster of Toph]
Toph Beifong: I don’t know! I mean seriously, what’s with you people? I’m blind!
B3 C7, The runaway
“You wrecked Hitler’s car! What did he ever do to you?”
Nelson Muntz.
Zatanna: Prepare to be astounded!
Aang: [as he and Zuko are still trapped in the chamber by the green sticky goo] You had to pick up the glowing egg, didn’t you?
Prince Zuko: At least I made something happen! If it were up to you, we’d never made across the courtyard!
Aang: Heeelllppp!
Prince Zuko: Who are you yelling to? Nobody’s lived for centuries!
Aang: Well, what do you think we should do?
Prince Zuko: Think about our place in the Universe?
B3 C13, The firebending Masters
Green Arrow: Now That’s what I call an entrance.
“Lex, you’re having a difficult day. Hmm, if nothing else, I can at least learn the Flash’s secret identity. remove mask I have no idea who this is.”
-Lex Luthor, Justice League
Sinestro: You fight with a toy.
Green Arrow: You fight with jewelry.
Homer: Hey, I thought your mother told you to take a bath!
Bart: Yeah, Mom says a lot of things.
Homer: Oh, I understand, kids. I’m not a bath man myself, more of a cologne man.
Scorpion: You are no sub-zero
Batman: I’m Batman