“First I lost my monkey, and now my hat. Could this day get any worse?”
- Alan, The Hangover: Part II
“Your screams are like music to my audioreceptors!”
General Grievous
Haha, oh silly Alan!
“Sorry guys, this wasn’t according to the plan.”
-Alan, The Hangover: Part II
I just couldn’t stand to see that man take away your dignity.
Christine, Crash.
Chip: Gee, Gadget, didn’t you put any brakes on this thing?
Gadget: Don’t be silly, Chip. Of course I did. But they fell off a few blocks back.
-Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
“This is a horrible day for Canada, and there for the rest of the world.”
-TV Announcer, South Park
Interviewer: “Only Queen could come up with a song title like ‘We are the Champions’. Where has the modesty gone?”
Roger Taylor (the band’s drummer): “Well, uh, there isn’t any.”
“Why don’t you make like a tree and… get outta here?”
Biff Tannen, Back to the Future.
“It’ll come to you, this love the land. You can’t escape it if you’re Irish.”
-Gerald O’Hara, Gone With the Wind
“I’m sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner drug store, but in 1955 it’s a little hard to come by.”
Doc Brown, Back to the Future.
“The French don’t want America going to war unless the Nazis are drinking coffee in Paris.”
-Regis Philbin
“You’re a slacker!”
Mr. Strickland, Back to the Future.
“I’m going to miss you. I wish monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.”
- Alan, The Hangover: Part II
in Buddist Monestery
“What is this, a PF Changs?”
-Alan, The Hangover: Part II
Surprisingly, that moment in the film was very touching. And even though the line was hilarious, it really was a poignant scene for Alan as a character. :')
What’s a PF Chang by the way?
Phil: You’re not my friend!
Alan: (in tears) Don’t say that Phil, are you serious? Even in America!?
Stu: You’re the bearded devil!
Stu jumps on Alan and attacks him.
- The Hangover: Part II
“After living with you for the last six months, I’m turning into one of your scripts. Well, this is not a script, Diana. There’s some real, actual life going on here.”
Max Schumacher, Network.
PF Changs is a Chinese Resteraunt. I don’t know much besies that, I’ve never been to one.
“Meet Marty McFly. He’s broken the time barrier. Busted his parents’ first date. And, maybe, botched his chances of ever being born.”
Back to the Future tagline.
“Oh hamburgers!”
-Butters, South Park
“If you lose the boat race, I’ll kill Berri!!”
- The Evil Acorn’s insanely drastic measures over a boat race, Conker’s Pocket Tales.