Marty: What about all that talk about screwing up future events? The space-time continuum?
Doc: Well, I figured… what the heck!
Back to the Future
“If I could stick a knife in my heart
Suicide right on stage
Would it be enough for your teenage lust
Would it help to ease the pain? Ease your brain?”
- It’s Only Rock 'n Roll, The Rolling Stones
“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles an hour, you’re going to see some serious $*%.”
Doc Brown, Back to the Future.
“But hey, I’m just a normal kid but I ask questions”
-Cartman, South Park
Marty: Whoa, this is heavy.
Doc: There’s that word again: “heavy.” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?
Back to the Future.
“It’s over 9000!!!”
Dragonball Z
Doc: Tell me, Future Boy, who’s President of the United States in 1985?
Marty: Ronald Reagan.
Doc: Ronald Reagan? The actor? Ha! Then who’s vice-president, Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady? And Jack Benny is Secretary of the Treasury!
Back to the Future
“Herro, welcome to City Wok can I take your city order preese?”
-Lu Kim, South Park
Marty: Uh, Excuse me? Sorry about your barn.
[Old Man Peabody starts shooting at Marty]
Sherman Peabody: It’s already mutated into human form, shoot it!
Old Man Peabody: [shoots again] Take that, you mutated son of a…!
Back to the Future.
“Excuse me, but the Doug we’re looking for is a White.”
-Allen, South Park
“BELGIAN WAFFLES!!”
- Super Milk
Marty: Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
Doc: The way I see it, if you’re going to build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?
Back to the Future.
“My crew was chosen more carefully than the disciples of Christ.”
-Hernando de Cortez, The Road to El Dorado
"Oh my gosh Bosh, what were you doing?
My facebook friend after the Miami Heat loss.
Charlotte Newton: Can’t you two stop talking about killing people?
Joseph Newton: We’re not talking about killing people. Herb’s talking about killing me and I’m talking about killing him.
Shadow of a Doubt.
“Ever wondered why… ice cubes taste so boring? It’s cos’ you make 'em out of stupid water, you… bimbo! Put some fruit juice in there… and freeze 'em into ice cubes, put that in your milk!”
- Dr Steve Brules (John C. Reilly), Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
Lorraine Baines: Our first television set. Dad just picked it up today. Do you have a television?
Marty McFly: Well, yeah! You know we have… two of them.
Milton Baines: Wow! You must be rich!
Stella Baines: Oh, honey, he’s teasing you. Nobody has two television sets.
Back to the Future
“Why must a girl have to be so silly to catch a husband?”
-Scarlett O’Hara, Gone With the Wind
George McFly: Who are you?
Marty McFly: Silence Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!
Back to the Future
“Have an outrageous Christmas and a naughty New Year”
- Freddie Mercury
