Marty McFly: Calvin? Wh… Why do you keep calling me Calvin?
Lorraine Baines: Well, that is your name, isn’t it? Calvin Klein? It’s written all over your underwear.
Back to the Future.
“Why is it that whenever an honest Chinese man tries to build a wall, some god d*mn Mongolian breaks it down!?!?!”
-Lu-Kim, South Park
"Chuck… Chuck. It’s Marvin - your cousin, Marvin BERRY. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well, listen to this. "
Marvin Berry,on the phone, as Marty McFly plays “Johnny B. Goode”, Back to the Future.
Stan: “It’s the easiest job ever, we can do that!”
Kyle: “Be in a Peruvian Flute Band? I’m not sure.”
-South Park
Marty McFly: “Within two hours of his arrest, Martin McFly Jr. was tried, convicted and sentenced to fifteen years in the state penetentary.”? Within two hours?
Doc: The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they’ve abolished all lawyers.
Back to the Future Part II
Nick (voice shaking): Two guys with masks struck me and strapped a bomb to my chest, and now I have less than 9 hours to rob a bank!
Chet: You’re hysterical. Great joke.
(Chet makes to walk away, when Nick unzips his coat to reveal an explosive vest)
Chet: What the f—!
Nick: Keep your voice down!
Chet: Is that real?
(Nick nods)
Chet: And your first thought… is to come to a school… filled with young children?!?
- 30 Minutes or Less
"The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women! "
Doc Emmett Brown, Back to the Future Part II
Mom: Hey, is Sheriff going to be in Cars 2?
Me: I think so. Why?
Mom: Is he going to Paris?
Me: 
Huh?
Mom: He should go to Paris, shouldn’t he?
Me: What…Why…How is there a connection between Sheriff and Paris!!!
Mom: losing interest Oh, what a beautiful building over there!
Me: 
^ Hahaha, that’s funny Grace!
“How am I suppose to beat Tai Lung, I mean I can’t even beat you to the stairs!”
-Po, Kung Fu Panda 2
“The earth is a b****.”
- David Bowie, Oh! You Pretty Things
Marty McFly: That’s right, Doc. November 12, 1955.
Doc: Unbelievable, that old Biff could have chosen that particular date. It could mean that that point in time inherently contains some sort of cosmic significance. Almost as if it were the temporal junction point for the entire space-time continuum. On the other hand… it could just be an amazing coincidence.
Back to the Future Part II
“I just can’t think of that right now. I’ll go crazy if I do. I’ll think about it tommorrow.”
-Scarlett O’Hara, Gone With the Wind
“Sometimes Fate pulls out its big old **** and slaps you right in the face.”
- Dwayne (Danny McBride), 30 Minutes or Less
Because i’m a POTATO!
GLaDOS-Portal 2
“Manure! I hate manure!”
Biff Tannen, Back to the Future Part II
“Snakes! Why does it have to be snakes?”
- Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark
“Oh my gosh, what’s he doing now?!”
“He’s got a knife!”
“No…it’s a…razor.”
“W-what are you gonna do with it?!”
“I’m gonna shave.”
- Super Milk Chan
S. S. Strickland: Is that liquor I smell, Tannen?
Biff: Ahhh, I wouldn’t know. I don’t know what liquor smells like, cuz I’m too young to drink it.
Back to the Future Part II
“Dad! Tom Cruise locked himself in my closet and won’t come out!”
-Stan, South Park
Marty McFly: Listen, you got a back door to this place?
Bartender: Yeah, it’s in the back.
Back to the Future Part III