“We are gathered here today to immortalize in song, the life and untimely death of a great legend. So sit back, relax, and enjoy your low calorie popcorn and assorted confections, while we tell you the strange and bewildering tale of a hero who has yet to enter his own story.”
“Boredom is the biggest disease in the world, darling.”
[Doc Brown and Marty are hijacking a train]
Doc: Reach!
Engineer: Is this a holdup?
Doc: It’s a science experiment!
Back to the Future Part III
“What about your ten thousand promises that you gave to meee…”
Backstreet Boys, 10,000 Promises 
This! Sentence! Is! FALSE! dont think about itdont think about itdont think about itdont think about itdont think about itdont think about it.
GLaDOS-Portal 2
“So, uh…today’s Wednesday…”
audience applauses
“Wow, I get applause for knowing what day of the week it is! I guess that’s a good start to a concert.”
“The way I see it, there are two types of kids in the world. Those who like Animaniacs, and those who don’t like Animaniacs.”
-Romper Stomper, South Park
“Clara was one in a million. One in a billion. One in a googolplex!”
Doctor Emmett L. Brown, Back to the Future Part III
“I believe, that God has a plan for all of us. I believe, that that plan involves me getting own planet.”
-Elder Price, Book of Mormon: The Musical
^I love that. XD
“I love you, but I know I can’t be true.”
Glad you like! Apperently, some Mormons believe that after Death, they get their own planet to rule over in the afterlife. And that was referenced in the song ‘I believe’ in the musical.
Buford “Mad Dog” Tannen: Then let’s finish it, right now!
Buford’s Gang Member #1: Uh, not now, Buford. Uh, Marshal’s got our guns.
Buford “Mad Dog” Tannen: Like I said… we’ll finish this tomorrow.
Buford’s Gang Member #2: Tomorrow, we’re robbin’ the Pine City Stage.
Buford “Mad Dog” Tannen: What about Monday? Are we doin’ anything Monday?
Buford’s Gang Member #1: Uh, no, Monday’d be fine. You can kill him on Monday.
Buford “Mad Dog” Tannen: I’ll be back this way on Monday! We’ll settle this then… right there… out in the street… in front of the Palace Saloon!
Marty McFly: Yeah, right. When? High noon?
Buford “Mad Dog” Tannen: Noon? I do my killin’ before breakfast! Seven o’clock!
Marty McFly: Eight o’clock. I do my killin’ after breakfast!
Back to the Future Part III
Tony: Well, you see, that’s why you don’t have any friends!
Ziva: I do have friends!
Tony: Really then?
(He starts playing Douglas Fairbanks’ movie ‘The Black Pirate’ on the monitor)
Tony: What are you doing with me, watching a movie on a Friday night at work, huh?
(beat)
Ziva: You are my friend.
(Tony looks surprised)
Tony: Really?
(Ziva doesn’t answer for a few seconds, then…)
Ziva: No.
(She smiles coyly)
Ziva: My date got cancelled.
(Tony shrugs his shoulders)
Tony: Mine too.
“See? This is what happens when Cartman is allowed his right to free speech.”
-Kyle, South Park
Marty McFly: Hey, Doc! Where you goin’ now? Back to the future?
Doc: Nope. Already been there.
Back to the Future Part III
“I remember being dragged off to school on my first day hanging on to the ice cream sign because I didn’t want to go.”
Awwwww!Doc: No wonder this circuit failed. It says “Made in Japan”.
Marty McFly: What do you mean, Doc? All the best stuff is made in Japan.
Doc: Unbelievable.
Back to the Future Part III
“I don’t feel much of a rock god when I’m boiling eggs for the kids at six o’clock in the morning.”
Buford “Mad Dog” Tannen: What’s your name, dude?
Marty McFly: Uh, Mar- Eastwood. Clint Eastwood.
Buford “Mad Dog” Tannen: What kind of stupid name is that?
Back to the Future Part III
“I’ve always had the hope that the day I go to heaven,
Heavely Father will shake my hand
and say ‘You’ve done an awesome job Kevin!’”
-Elder Price, BOok of Mormon the Musical