Marty McFly: Clayton Ravine was named after a teacher. They say she fell in there a hundred years ago.
Doc: A hundred years ago? That’s this year!
Marty McFly: Every kid in school knows that story 'cause we all have teachers we’d like to see fall into the ravine.
Back to the Future Part III
“All you’ll hear is the music, and beauty stands before you, and love comes back around again, it’s a carousel my friend.”
-Carousel by Vanessa Carlton
Doc: And in the future, we don’t need horses. We have motorized carriages called automobiles.
Saloon Old Timer #3: If everybody’s got one of these auto-whatsits, does anybody walk or run anymore?
Doc: Of course we run. But for recreation. For fun.
Saloon Old Timer #3: Run for fun? What the hell kind of fun is that?
Back to the Future Part III
Mater: Is the popemobile catholic?
Townsman #1: Good morning, Mr. Eastwood.
Marty McFly: Morning.
Townsman #2: Have a cigar, Mr. Eastwood. Anything I can do you for you today Mr. Eastwood?
Marty McFly: Uh, no. That’s fine. I don’t…
Townsman #3: Good Luck tomorrow, Mr. Eastwood. We’ll be prayin’ for ya.
Marty McFly: Thanks.
Undertaker: Good morning, Mr. Eastwood. Interest you in a new suit for tomorrow?
Marty McFly: Uh, I’m-I’m fine. Thanks.
Undertaker: Excuse me, Mr. Eastwood. I just need your measurement.
Marty McFly: Aw, look, pal. I don’t wanna buy a suit.
Undertaker: No. This is for your coffin.
Marty McFly: My coffin?
Undertaker: Well, the odds are running 2 to 1 against you. Might as well be prepared.
Back to the Future Part III
(Twilight and Owlysius just narrowly saved Spike from an angry dragon in the Everfree Forrest)
Twilight: (panting) Spike, we were so worried about you. I was so worried about you! Why did you run away?
Spike: I thought that you didn’t need me anymore… and that you don’t love me anymore.
Twilight: Spike… sure, I was disappointed, but you were my Number One assistant! And friend! And you will always will be… No one could ever replace you, Spike. Not even when you’re being a jealous numbskull!
Marty McFly: [holding up a plate that says “Frisbee”] Hey, Frisbee, far-out.
Seamus McFly: What was the meanin’ of that?
Maggie McFly: It was right in front of him.
Back to the Future Part III
Bob: I think I’m missed something to this story
Doug: Yeah, you missed a beginning, middle, and an end.
-The McKenzie Brothers
“The main problem with internet quotes is that one can never tell if they are genuine.”
-Abraham Lincoln
LOL I remember that whole thing going on, with MLK’s quote taken out of perspective.
“If a man yells loud enough, he can do anything!”
“Joshamee Gibbs. The crime of which you have been found guilty is of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow.”
Jack Sparrow, disguised as Justice Smith.
“Have you heard of the All American Prophet? The blond haired, blue eyed voice of God? He didn’t come from the Middle East, like those other Holy Men. No, God’s favorite prophet was All American.”
-Elder Price, The Book of Mormon: The Musical
King George II: I’ve heard of you. And you know who I am.
Jack Sparrow: Face is familiar, have I threatened you before?
Henry Pelham: You are in the presence of George Augustus, Duke of Brunswick-Luneburg, Archtreasurer and Prince-Elector of the Holy Roman Empire, King of Great Britain and Ireland… and of you.
Jack Sparrow: Doesn’t ring a bell.
On Stranger Tides
“Look… look at this! As I rock, my beard swings! Waste of frames in my opinion!”
– Cranky Kong, Donkey Kong Country, sitting in his rocking chair whilst ranting on about modern games being way too newfangled
Scrum: Milady. I see unseamenlike fellows of officious-looking nature.
Angelica: Friends of yours?
Jack Sparrow: I may have unintentionally slighted some King or other.
Angelica: You haven’t changed.
Jack Sparrow: Implying the need?
Angelica: Yes! You seduced me, you betrayed me, you used me! I was innocent of the ways of men.
Jack Sparrow: You demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted.
On Stranger Tides.
“If there was a book of rules everybody would buy it and everyone would be churning out the same old trash.”
I love this quote, because it can apply to EVERYTHING.
“Oh please Heavenly Father! Please let me wake up! Give me one more chance! I won’t let you down again!”
-Elder Price, The Book of Mormon: The Musical
Hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
-myself: I’ve been saying this a lot lately 