Jack Sparrow: How can you say I used you?
Agelica: You know exactly how!
Jack Sparrow: I know, but how can you say it?
On Stranger Tides.
“I hate Mondays”
-Garfield
Jack Sparrow: Five days underway, at least…
Scrum: Aye. You can tell by the smell of the sea?
Jack Sparrow: The smell of the crew.
On Stranger Tides.
“Wish I could be, part of that world.”
-Ariel, The Little Mermaid
“What do you mean, ‘Happy’?”
- Roger Waters
Angelica: The lies I told you, were not lies.
Jack Sparrow: You lied to me, by telling the truth.
Angelica: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: That’s good. May I use that?
Angelica: You will anyway.
On Stranger Tides.
“I found a stick!”
-Louis, The Princess and the Frog
“Sometimes, you just gotta trust me.”
Myself, playing black ops.
Jack: There is a girl. A female. Of the opposite sex.
Gibbs: When is there not?
Jack: Perhaps I should say - a damsel.
Gibbs: You’re rescuing a damsel? Well, there’s a first.
Jack: Yes, but it’s just that I may have caused said damsel some matter of harm many years ago.
Gibbs: Out with it.
Jack: Gibbs. This is the woman from Seville.
Gibbs: Ah. You pretended to love her then you left her and broke her heart.
Jack: Worse. I may have had, briefly, mind you…stirrings.
Gibbs: Stirrings?
Jack: Stirrings.
Gibbs: What, like…feelings, you mean?
Jack: No, no, no, no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like… all right, feelings, darn you.
Gibbs: And you left her still. Oh, that’s low.
Jack: …Thank you.
On Stranger Tides.
“Well, I’m a Cajun, brah! Born and bred in de Bayou!”
-Ray, The Princess and the Frog
Jack and Barbossa are tied to a palm tree. Barbossa removes his peg leg.
Jack: You’ve a knife. Good.
Barbossa: Better.
Barbossa removes a cork from the leg and drinks rum.
Jack: I want one of those!
On Stranger Tides.
One of the best parts of the movie SoA!
“Edward Teach. For crimes committed on the high seas, by the authority granted me by his Majesty The King, and with a goodly amount of personal satisfaction, I hereby place you in the custody of the court and declare you my prisoner. Such crimes do include but are not limited to piracy, treason, murder, torture of a most heinous sorts, including the brutal theft of one used, twisted, hairy, right leg.”
Hector Barbossa, On Stranger Tides.
“Nothing’s ever gonna change my world.”
- The Beatles
“Here’s Brucie!”
Bruce, Finding Nemo.
Tiana: You’ve just kissed yourself a princess!
Naveen: And I’m about to do it again!
-The Princess and the Frog
They grow food…like pizza!
The captain-WALL-E
“Aqua de Vida!”
Jack Sparrow, On Stranger Tides.