“And so it begins.”
-Mr. Fox, from Fantastic Mr. Fox 
I still need to see that film!
cues the music
“Teenagers. Give them an inch, and they swim all over you.”
- Sebastian, The Little Mermaid
Blackbeard: (to his men) Kill them all!
Barbossa: (to his men) Aye!
Both sides race forward.
Jack Sparrow: Hold!
Everyone stops.
Jack Sparrow: (to the contenders) So you’ll fight against them and they’ll fight against you… All on account of him (points Barbossa) wanting to kill him (points Blackbeard). Where’s the sense?
The contenders shrug.
Jack Sparrow: Exactly. I say let’em fight each other, while we lay back, watch and place wagers. Aye?
On Stranger Tides.
“There is a difference between being cocky and confident?”
“Yeah. When you’re confident, you know you can back it up.”
A conversation between me and my twin bro.
The Spaniard: ([spoil]after killing Groves[/spoil]) Someone make a note of that man’s bravery.
On Stranger Tides.
Everybody has their off days dude. Even the best guys.
My twin bro trying to cheer me up.
That’s a good point!
“We’re still Latter Day Saints all of us! Even if we changed somethings, or broke the rules, or have complete doubt that God even exists! We can still work together to create a paradise planet!”
-Elder Price, The Book of Mormon: The Musical
“For the Pearl”
Hector Barbossa, On Stranger Tides.
You need to! It’s really good, I love it!
“I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park!”
-Mater
Lightning McQueen: How would you like to come see the world with me?
Mater: You mean it?!
Fantastic Mr. Fox!!! Loved it everyone MUST see it!!!
Ash: You should probably put your bandit hat on now. Personally, I- I don’t have one, but I modified this tube sock.
[they put on their ‘hats’]
Kristofferson: We look good.
Ash: Yeah, we do. 
^I love that part!
“Can we say shoooes from Texas are dumb?”
- Patrick, Spongebob Squarepants
“Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.”
-The Colbert Report
Edit: damn it, forgot the censors.
“Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see…”
- Intro lines to Bohemian Rhapsody
Pirates 4
Angelica: How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?
Here’s some good spongebob quotes…
Squidward: Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner.
Patrick: You mean like a weenie? Ok! May I take your hat sir? May I take your hat sir? May I take your…
Squidward: slaps patrick Alright, I’ve heard enough!
Patrick: You gave me the ugly!
ScpongeBob: (screams)
Patrick: What am I gonna do? I can’t go out looking like this.
SpongeBob: Just remember what we talked about. There’s power in pride.
Patrick: That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people. I always thought if I were as ugly as that guy I don’t know what I would do. What’s my mom gonna say? Oh my gosh, if my sister finds out, but it’s a good thing I don’t have a sister. And the bank! Well its one thing if you have bad shoes or even bad hair, but…
SpongeBob: PATRICK!
Spongebob: Barnecles! Patrick what did you eat?
Patrick: Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.
Spongebob: No, I mean just this morning.
Patrick: Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.
i <3 spongebob
“And all I hope is that when I find it, I’ll be able to fit in.
Will I fit in? Sal Tlay Ka siti!
A land of hope and joy.
And if I want to get there, I just have follow that white boy!”
-Nabalungi, The Book of Mormon: The Musical
“Good night, sweet Betty.”
Rita, Mulholland Dr.
Who knows what movie this is from?
The cage goes into the water… you go into the water… the sharks in the water… our Shark… (Grins and begins to sing.)
Anyone? 