Thats hilarious!
" Men are like Kleenex, soft, strong, and disposable."
-Mrs. White, Clue
“Woody’s no ordinary toy. He’s brave… but the thing that makes Woody special, is that he’ll never give up on you… ever.”
[size=92]- Andy, Toy Story 3[/size]
“Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
Dorothy Gale, The Wizard of Oz.
Got to love the classics!
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”
- Oscar Wilde
One of my favorites 
“Here’s looking at you, kid.”
Rick Blaine, Casablanca.
“And I live in a VAN down by the RIVER”
- Chris Farley, SNL
Hahaha I love that skit!
“Tommy likey…Tommy want wingy!”
-Chris Farley, Tommy Boy
“A true gentleman treats a lady with kindness and respect.” - Professor Layton.
I seriously wish that guys nowadays would act that way… 
MBproductions13: Glad to see another Chris Farley Fan here!
“In the real world, you hang up a stocking, and the next morning you find it filled to the brim, with JACK SQUAT!”
-Chris Farley SNL, (said only the say Chris could say it)
Hogarth: It’s bad to kill, but it’s not bad to die.
Iron Giant: You die?
Hogarth: Well, yes, someday.
Iron Giant: I die?
Hogarth: I don’t know. You’re made of metal, but you have feelings, and you think about things, and that means you have a soul. And souls don’t die.
Iron Giant: Soul?
Hogarth: Mom says it’s something inside of all good things, and that it goes on forever and ever.
Iron Giant (to himself): Souls don’t die.
- The Iron Giant
little chef
I just watched that movie a few days ago little_chef! That exchange never fails to bring a tear to my eye.
Narrator: This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time.
Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breathe.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That’s, um… That’s an interesting theory.
Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
~ Fight Club
“Lilo! You lolo! Do we have a lobster door? No, we got a dog door. We are getting a dog.”
-Nani, Lilo & Stitch
“Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself… That is coffee.”
-Godot, Phoenix Wright 3
“I have a theory that you should do everything before you die.”
Bruno Anthony, Strangers on a Train.
“You are not in Kansas anymore, you are on Pandora!”
[size=92]- Colonel Miles Quaritch, Avatar[/size]
“So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can’t do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows”
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
mo: Bohemian Rhapsody is one of the greatest songs of all time.
" Kaulana Na Pua"
-From the song of the same name.
ellie-jessie-eve, I actually got into it because a guy on YouTube named MysteryGuitarMan did an awesome video of him doing Bohemian Rhapsody with Slide Whistles, anyways, yeah.
Um, I guess I’ll put another quote?
“Apathy has rained on me
Now I’m feeling like a soggy dream
So close to drowning but I don’t mind
I’ve lived inside this mental cave
Throw my emotions in the grave
Hell, who needs them anyway”
Burnout - Green Day
“The early bird catches the worm…but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
– unknown (found in a sig on some other forum)