“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”
Norma Desmond, Sunset Boulevard.
“We can close each other’s eyes right now real fast… but then ain’t nobody gonna make no money.”
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“It’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die!” 
– Agnes, Despicable Me
Heck yes. 
Kirby: “The ground feels… like pants.”
~Epic Yarn
Grasshopper: “You are a disgrace to your order, class, phylum–”
Centipede: “Say it in English!”
Grasshopper: “You, sir, are an ass.”
~James and the Giant Peach
The Beatles: (collectively) “We cannot computer because 60’s!!”
~Hans von Hozel
Derek’s Caretaker: “You should write a book: How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less.”
~The Swan Princess
“I’m not like other people, pain hurts me”
-Daffy Duck.
OH MY WALT DISNEY. that movie has the best quotes
" ‘ehh, that’s a dog?’, he was a collie before he got run over"
-Lilo
“May the Force be with you.”
Star Wars.
"Oh my pretty little pet…I love you…and I stroke it and I pet it and I massage it…hehe I love my little naughtly pet…your naughty…and then I take my little pet and I go rips biscuit 
- Chris Farley, Tommy Boy
My mom (writing with a tan-coloured marker): What the h**l kind of colour is this?
Me: Beige.
My mom: Well, it’s stupid.
Stacy Pilgrim: “Did you really see a future with this girl?”
Scott Pilgrim: “… like with jet packs”
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
I love that line 
In honour of the Bioshock: Infinite trailer, I think I’ll put some Bioshock quotes up.
Bill McDonagh: Leaks. Lunatics. Rebellion. And now bleeding ghosts. Ain’t life in Rapture grand?
Andrew Ryan: What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds. A parasite asks ‘Where is my share?’ A man creates. A parasite says, ‘What will the neighbors think?’ A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God…
Andrew Ryan: Why are you so resistant to the traditional methods of separating a man from his soul?
“You’re a funny little boy.”
Padme Naberrie, The Phantom Menace
MBproductions13: Hhaa, Chris Farley is amazing, I’m so sad that he passed on.
woody: I agree, that movie is amazing
Nani: Ugh, your head looks…swollen.
Jumba: Actually, she’s just ugly
-Lilo and Stitch
My sister: Where are we going?
Me: Up your butt and around the corner.
My sister: Well that sounds uncomfortable.
“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.”
Margo Channing, All About Eve.
“If you wish to truly become a serious member of the Incredibles fandom, the first thing you must learn is how to laugh at yourself. The second thing you must learn is how to laugh at Syndrome.”
-Me
“You’re all just a bunch of meatheads.”
~My social teacher from last year, after all of us failed a project.
Only he said it in French (I’m in French Immerssion) so it was actually:
Vous etes tousses des tetes de viandes!
He called us that a lot. 
“A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.”
– John Lennon
A few from A Hard Day’s Night
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Reporter: How did you find America?
John: Turned left at Greenland.
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Norm: Hey,
The Beatles (collectively): Who’s that little old man!?
Norm: Well, who is he?
George: He belongs to Paul.
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Paul: Oh, ho! It’s a laugh a line with Lennon!
~
I just watched that. Awesome movie.
rock-itpop - I like where Paul keeps answering reporters’ questions by saying “No, actually, we’re just good friends,” though we don’t ever hear what the questions were. Then one reporter asks if he often sees his father and Paul says “No, actually, we’re just good friends.”