I loved the scene with the reporters.
It was so funny!
Reporter: What do you call that haircut?
George: Arthur.
That was another good one. 
Gaston:If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had feelings for this monster.
Belle:He’s no monster, Gaston, you are!
Sorry for all the Disney references, but who is the monster, and who is the man?
Satine: I don’t need you anymore! All my life you made believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me! But Christian loves me. He loves me! He loves me, Harold. And that is worth everything! We’re going away from you, away from the Duke, away from the Moulin Rouge!
Christian: Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months. And then, one not-so-very special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story. A story about a time, a story about a place, a story about the people. But above all things, a story about love. A love that will live forever. The End.
Christian: [v.o] Suddenly an unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof.
[With a loud crash, the Narcoleptic Argentinean falls through the ceiling]
Christian: [v.o] He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun.
~ Moulin Rouge
^Those are very unique quotes, Evil-Genius!
“Well every year I do an animated film for DreamWorks, take all the money to the Oscars, and then bet it on Pixar.”
-Jack Black
I just love that quote. It always makes me laugh.
“Nice girl, but she’s about as sharp as a sack of wet mice”
“That kid’s as sharp as a bowling ball”
-Both by Foghorn Leghorn
^ 
I’m going to have to use that last one sometime ellie-jessie-eve.
Capitán Vidal: You could have obeyed me!
Doctor: But captain, to obey - just like that - for obedience’s sake… without questioning… That’s something only people like you do.
~ Pan’s Labyrinth
lol! I used that on a friend once, and she didn’t understand it. It proved my point, haha.
“The door got a handle!” - classmate about the door to the women’s restroom after returning from there.
“Everything in this room is eatable, even I’m eatable! But that is called ‘cannibalism’, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.” - Willy Wonka, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.
"Phenomenal cosmic power, itty bitty living space.
-Genie, Aladdin <3
This happened in math class the other day, my friend wouldn’t stop saying “in a can” after everything.
Me: This is boring.
Her: In a can.
Me: I don’t feel very good.
Her: In a can.
Me: I’m gonna throw up.
Her: In a can.
Me: That would be quite convient, actually.
^ Math class is the best place to overhear funny conversations at my school as well.
GLaDOS: Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not. Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman’s terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
GLaDOS: Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an ‘unsatisfactory’ mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!
GLaDOS: The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
~ Portal
“Helloooo, IOWA!” -Numbah Three, Codename: Kids Next Door
“That is so going on Facebook.” -My best friend after just about everything I say
“Why do I keep forgetting this?! Magneto isn’t bald!” -Me
“Peeta Mellark could ride a unicorn if he wanted.” -Me
“It’s BEEF, you guys!” -My best friend
“Don’t make me use Plan A on you!” -My other best friend
Peeta Mellark could indeed ride a unicorn if he wanted to. Or a dinosaur 
“We don’t want to deal with Patience again.”
“Why not?”
“She shot you.”
“Well yeah, she did a bit.”
-Mal and Zoe, Firefly
“Yeah. because a bear could totally fit in the trunk of this car.”
-My mom after my sister freaked out about a bear that could possibly be hiding in the trunk.
^ That’s hilarious.
“I’m not a big fat panda, I’m the big fat panda!”
-Po, Kung Fu Panda <3
Cadet: He’s so complicated. Like a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma.
Manobrain: I’d say he’s more like a halfwit wrapped in a hot dog bun inside a coloring book
-Duck Dodgers
“She doesn’t even go here”
“I can’t stare at the loop of Niagara Falls, which by the way has nothing to do with the Caribbean, any longer.” -The Social Network
“Squirrel!”