“The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches… born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies… and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not… and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives… the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies…”
Sybill Trelawney.
Pumbaa: It’s our motto.
Young Simba: What’s a motto?
Timon: Nothing. What’s a motto with you?
“I make mistakes like the next man. In fact, being — forgive me — rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger.”
Albus Dumbledore, The House of Gaunt.
Victor: “Bernard, you know Eugene, right?”
Bernard: “Eugene… yeah, I’ve seen him around…”
Victor: “Then what’s it gonna take to get him to give up?”
Bernard: “Surgery.”
-Blind Justice (Adventures in Odyssey)
“Harry did not usually lie in bed reading his textbooks; that sort of behaviour, as Ron rightly said, was indecent in anybody except Hermione, who was simply weird that way.”
Silver and Opals
“What are you going to do today, Napoleon?”
“Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!”
lolz, classic!
Thomas Jefferson- “So our umbilical coard to Mother Earth has been severed for the first time in history. Mankind floats on a limitless plane of air”
John Adams- “Hmm. Hot air.”
-While watching rising of a Hot Air Balloon, John Adams Miniseries
Ginny Weasley: You prat Ron, look at the state of her!
Harry Potter: Ginny, don’t call Ron a prat, you’re not the captain of this team-
Ginny Weasley: Well, you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.
Felix Felicis
Carl: “Let’s play the ‘see who can be quiet the longest’ game.”
Russel: “My mom loves that game!”
-Up (I probably messed it up a little)
Hermione: Love potions aren’t Dark or dangerous.
Harry: Easy for you to say.
The Unbreakable Vow.
Two by two we’re marching door to door!
Because God loves Mormons, and he wants some more.
A two year mission is our sacrifice,
we are the army of the Church of Jesus Christ!..
of Latter Day Saints.
-Mormon Elders, The Book of Mormon the Musical
Don’t plan too much, it might not come out right
-Tommy Wiseau
“Candy says ‘I hate the big decisions that cause endless revisions in my mind.’”
I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.
Professor Flitwick’s punishment line for Seamus.
“I believe, that Satan has a hold of you!
I believe, that the Lord God has sent me here!
And I believe, that in 1978 God changed his mind about Black people!
I am a Mormon, and a Mormon just believes.”
-Elder Price, The Book of Mormon
George Weasley: I can’t see anyone trying to bump off a Quidditch team.
Fred Weasley: Wood might’ve done the Slytherins if he could’ve got away with it.
Elf Tails.
Bernard Walton: “I don’t need to lose weight! I’m as svelt as a…”
Wooton Basset: “A snowball?”
-Do or Diet (Adventures in Odyssey)
“I swear they’re getting smaller.”
Ron Weasley, about first years.
“Like the moon over
the day, my genius and brawn
are lost on these fools.”
“Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.”
Tom Riddle, Lord Voldemort’s Request.