Its nerf or nothin 
“This is the best house I’ve ever been in.”
Harry Potter, The Burrow.
“Loudly exclaimed euphemisms escape me!”
-Eugene Meltsner, Adventures in Odyssey Album #53: The Green Conspiracy (Part 1)
Dobby: Dobby will have to punish himself most grievously for coming to see you, sir. Dobby will have to shut his ears in the oven door for this. If they ever knew, sir…
Harry Potter: But won’t they notice if you shut your ears in the oven door?
Dobby: Dobby doubts it, sir. Dobby is always having to punish himself for something, sir. They lets Dobby get on with it, sir. Sometimes they reminds me to do extra punishments…
Dobby’s Warning
“We make the kind of movies we like to watch. I love to laugh. I love to be amazed by how beautiful it is. But I also love to be moved to tears. There’s lots of heart in our films.” - John Lasseter
“MIND THAT TREE!”
Harry Potter, The Whomping Willow
“Boom.”
Professor Mcgonagall(sadly only in the movie not book but still funny)
Bernard: “I know, we’ll do what the pioneers did when they traveled across the country.”
Eugene: “Shoot bears?”
Bernard: “No, tell stories!”
Eugene: “Stories?”
Bernard: “You know, a tale, a yarn…”
Eugene: “You mean a narrative?”
Bernard: “Whatever.”
It Happened at Four Corners (Adventures in Odyssey)
Harry Potter: Hang on… There’s an empty chair at the staff table … Where’s Snape?
Ron Weasley: Maybe he’s ill!
Harry Potter: Maybe he’s left, because he missed out on the Defense Against Dark Arts job again!
Ron Weasley: Or he might have been sacked! I mean, everyone hates him…
Severus Snape: Or maybe, he’s waiting to hear why you two didn’t arrive on the school train.
The Whooping Willow.
There is no good and evil there is only power.
“Operation ThinkTank will enslave the human race. Would you like a muffin?”
-Arthur Dent, Box of Miracles (Adventures in Odyssey)
“Awfully brave chap. Have you read his books? I’d have died of fear if I’d been cornered in a telephone box by a werewolf, but he stayed cool and zap - just fantastic.”
Justin Finch-Fletchley, Gilderoy Lockhart.
Rapunzel: Hi. Welcome home, Mother.
Mother Gothel: Oh! Rapunzel, how you manage to do that every single day, it looks absolutely exhausting, darling!
Rapunzel: Oh, it’s nothing.
Mother Gothel: Then I don’t know why it takes so long.
“Harry didn’t know how to get rid of him. It was like having an extremely talkative shadow.”
Harry Potter’s thoughts on Colin Creevey, Mudbloods and Murmurs
Nabby- 'Why is it that boys get all the pleasures in life?"
Abigail- ‘Because we let them.’
-John Adams Miniseries
“Why would anyone want to celebrate the day they died? Sounds dead depressing to me…”
Ron Weasley, The Deathday Party
“We’ll convert everyone, all across the planet Earth!
That is the beauty of, the essense of, the purpose of, the mission of,
The soilders of the Church
of Jesus Christ!
(of Latter Day Saints!)”
-Mormons, The Book of Mormon: The Musical
“But you would think, wouldn’t you, that getting hit forty-five times in the neck with a blunt axe would qualify you to join the Headless Hunt?”
Nearly Headless Nick, The Deathday Party
“I don’t understand why anyone would want to pretend to be homeless for fun.”
-Kate Gosselin on camping.
Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington
died 31st October, 1492
Nearly Headless Nick’s Deathday Cake, during years the only clue of the Harry Potter’s timeline setting.