“Boys. Go fig.”
-Dot, Animaniacs
“I remember something very similar happening in Ouagadougou, a series of attacks, the full story’s in my autobiography.”
Gilderoy Lockhart, The Writing on the Wall.
Spirit, I love all your HP quotes!
“Hermione cannot draw, she only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she’s reading a how to draw book!”
- A Very Potter Sequel
Bwahaha! I was singing that to myself at work today! That exact line! 
“I never knew that fear and hate could be strong
that all they’d leave us are these whispers in the night
but still my heart is saying that we are right”
-Pocahontas, Pocahontas
^ 
It’s one of my most listened to songs now! I love your quote, Pocahontas has a lot of beautiful ones
“Favorite way to say red wines in a German accent?”
“Red vines!”
“Oh, come on. We’ll get you another autograph. Lockhart’ll sign anything if it stands still long enough.”
Ron Weasley, The Rogue Bludger
Thanks! I love Pocahontas too. And another great AVPS quote!
“Did you know that hear at Hogwarts, we have a hidden swimming pool?”
-Dumbledore, A Very Potter Musical
In death there is a name and his name is Robert Paulsen- the goons from Fight Club
“Harry wondered why Lockhart was still smiling; if Snape had been looking at him like that he’d have been running as fast as he could in the opposite direction.”
The Duelling Club
high five AVPM forvever!
“I heard one time, a dementor kissed her. And it. Died.”
- Seamus Finnigan, AVPS
“That’s the end of your Looney Tune, Drugs Bunny!” -Chief Wiggum, The Simpsons
“You know what, Harry? If he doesn’t stop trying to save your life he’s going to kill you.”
Ron Weasley on Dobby, The Duelling Club
“Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!”
- Cedric Diggory, AVPM
“No one realizes they’re being fooled, because they’re too busy laughing at the fool.” Finn McMissile, Cars 2
“Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.”
Draco Malfoy, The Polyjuice Potion.
“What the Hell is a Hufflepuff?”
-Dumbledore’s response. AVPM
You know what else you’d like? Dear Reader, Wizard People.
His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard.
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter’s singing Valentine, The Very Secret Diary
Typing class would be a lot easier if I had six fingers on each hand.
-Unknown
Does any one else think that its weird that were not really talking?
I barely even read the other people’s. It would take me an hour from my last post till now.
Hermione Granger: Do you think we should go and ask Hagrid about it all?
Ron Weasley: That’d be a cheerful visit. Hello, Hagrid, tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?
Cornelius Fudge
You simply won’t believe how much this book will change your life.
-Mormons, The Book of Mormon: The Broadway Musical