Ron Weasley: We keep all our old subjects, or I’d’ve ditched Defence Against the Dark Arts.
Hermione Granger: But that’s very important!
Ron Weasley: Not the way Lockhart teaches it. I haven’t learned anything from him except not to set pixies loose.
Cornelius Fudge
“Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something we had no idea.”
“Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, Once…”
“Or twice-”
“A minute-”
“All summer-”
Harry Potter: Ron - that girl who died. Aragog said she was found in a bathroom. What if she never left the bathroom? What if she’s still there?
Ron Weasley: You don’t think - not Moaning Myrtle?
Aragog
“To our newcomers, welcome! To our old hands – welcome back! There is a time for speech making, and this is not it. Tuck in!”
-Albus Dumbledor.
Myrtle: Oh, it’s you. What do you want this time?
Harry Potter: To ask you how you died.
Myrtle: Ooooh, it was dreadful. It happened right in here. I died in this very stall. I remember it so well. Id hidden because Olive Hornby was teasing me about my glasses. The door was locked, and I was crying, and then I heard somebody come in. They said something funny. A different language, I think it must have been. Anyway, what really got me was that it was a boy speaking. So I unlocked the door, to tell him to go and use his own toilet, and then… I died.
The Chamber of Secrets
“Well, I can certainly see why were trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn’t want pets that can burn, sting, and suck blood all at once?”
-Draco Malfoy
“Odd sort of place, this, isn’t it. Do you live here?”
An amnesic Gilderoy Lockhart, The Heir of Slytherin
“Everything government touches turns to crap.”
And that’s no trick that flicker of radiance
And you’ll feel lucky, darling, I’m sure of it
We’ll figure it out and get good again
“We’ll be needing a new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher…Dear me, we do seem to run through them, don’t we?”
Albus Dumbledore, Dobby’s Reward
Or do you still wait for me, Dreamgiver?
Just around the riverbend?
-Pocahontas, Pocahontas
“500,000 points from Gryffindor!” -Snape, Potter Puppet Pals
“Wendelin the Weird enjoyed being burned so much that she allowed herself to be caught no less than forty-seven times in various disguises.”
Owl Post
“Dobby’s sock!” -Ron, Potter Puppet Pals
Draco: “Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?”
Harry: “Yeah, reckon so”
Draco: “Got plenty of special features, hasn’t it? Shame it doesn’t come with a parachute–in case you get too near a Dementor.”
Harry: “Pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy,” said Harry. “Then it could catch the Snitch for you.”
“You see it all the time with dogs. If there’s something wrong with the bitch, there’ll be something wrong with the pup --”
Marge Dursley, Aunt Marge’s Big Mistake
“let’s go steal a murder.”
Nate Ford, Leverage
“Black woz a big supporter of You-Know-Oo.”
Stan Shunpike, The Knight Bus.
“My god, you’ve gotten fat.”
edna Mode.
“I’m not a prophet
or a stone age man
Just a mortal
with the potential of a superman”