George Washington: “Shame on both of you! You two need to learn to get a long! In the City of Brotherly love no less.”
Thomas Jefferson: “But we’re not Brothers”
Alexander Hamilton: “He started it!”
George Washington: “Knock it off for crying out loud, it’s like working with two teenagers! I know I’m the Father of our Country, but that doesn’t mean I’m your Dad. Now grow up!”
-Episode 407 of Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd.
“…The safest place on earth was wherever Albus Dumbledore happened to be.”
The Leaky Cauldron
Bazinga!
Sheldon Cooper, The big bang theory
Arthur Weasley: Harry, swear to me you won’t go looking for Black.
Harry Potter: Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?
The Dementor
“BOOT, you transistorized tormentor, BOOT!!”
Alfred, LarryBoy and the Fib from Outer Space
“The Grim, my dear, the Grim! The giant, spectral dog that haunts churchyards! My dear boy, it is an omen – the worst omen – of death!”
Professor Trelawney, Talons and Tea Leaves
“They’re just a very good rock n’ roll band and we love them dearly, bless their little moptops.”
“What would it have been for you? A piece of homework that only got nine out of ten?”
Ron Weasley, questioning Hermione about her boggart, The Boggart in the Wardrobe
“I’d have to get better to die.”
-Bernard Walton, Do or Diet (Adventures in Odyssey)
“I need to visit Zonko’s, I’m nearly out of Stink Pellets.”
Fred Weasley, Flight of the Fat Lady
“Draqons are so overrated.”
My twin brother in one of our conversations.
“Why couldn’t Black have hidden in Snape’s office, eh? He could have finished him off for us!”
Ron Weasley, Grim Defeat
Bo: “I know Andy’s excited about Buzz, but you know, he’ll always have a special place for you.”
Mr. Potatohead: “Yeah, like the attic.”
Toy Story
“There were shelves upon shelves of the most succulent-looking sweets imaginable. Creamy chunks of nougat, shimmering pink squares of coconut ice, fat, honey-colored toffees; hundreds of different kinds of chocolate in neat rows; there was a large barrel of Every Flavor Beans, and another of Fizzing Whizbees, levitating sherbet balls that Ron had mentioned. Along yet another wall were “Special Effects” – sweets: Droobles Best Blowing Gum (which filled a room with bluebell-colored bubbles that refused to pop for days), the strange, splintery Toothflossing Stringmints, tiny black Pepper Imps (“breathe fire for your friends!”), Ice Mice (“hear your teeth chatter and squeak!”), peppermint creams shaped like toads (“hop realistically in the stomach!”), fragile sugar-spun quills, and exploding bonbons.”
Description of Honeydukes, The Marauder’s Map
“I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family. At least I think it does. Where are they? Hm. Can I help you?”
Dory, Finding Nemo
Professor Trelawney: My dears! Which of you left his seat first? Which?
Ron Weasley: Dunno.
Professor McGonagall: I doubt it will make much difference, unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.
The Firebolt
“Stop shaking him, he’s not a maraca!”
-Rafael, Rio
“McGonagall - er - got a bit shirty with me. Told me I’d got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told her I didn’t care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch on it first. Honestly, the way she was yelling at me…you’d think I’d said something terrible.”
Oliver Wood, The Patronus
“No matter how many times you save the world it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. I feel like the maid. ‘I just cleaned up this mess, can you keep it clean for ten minutes?’”
Mr. Incredible, The Incredibles
“The Ravenclaw team, dressed in blue, were already standing in the middle of the pitch. Their Seeker, Cho Chang, was the only girl in their team. She was shorter than Harry by about a head, and Harry couldn’t help noticing, nervous as he was, that she was extremely pretty. She smiled at Harry as the teams faced each other behind their captains, and he felt a slight jolt in the region of his stomach that he didn’t think had anything to do with nerves.”
Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw