“You can either be funny and flamboyant like Queen or surly and awesome like Lynard Skynard. But you can’t shop at Hot Topic and cry about your daddy.”
- Cracked article on My Chemical Romance
“What would your head have been doing in Hogsmeade, Potter? Your head is not allowed in Hogsmeade. No part of your body has permission to be in Hogsmeade.”
Severus Snape, Snape’s Grudge
Defense will always be there.
One of my coaches.
“Shazam!”
Captain Marvel
“Sorry. The correct answer was please. I also would’ve accepted Shazam.”
Bugs Bunny.
“I LEFT KATRINA IN MY LAPTOP!”
Eugene Meltsner, It Ended With a Handshake
“Walk with God, one step at a time”
A status I posted on my facebook.
“If only there had been a Dementor around…As a sobbing Wood passed Harry the Cup, as he lifted it into the air, Harry felt he could have produced the world’s best Patronus.”
The Quidditch Final
“Death is the passageway to be with our Lord. It’s not a door we should pass through unless God says its time to go. That’s the glory and the mystery of it all. As believers, we may long for Heaven but we must remain here as servants until the Master calls us.”
Tom Riley, The Mortal Coil, Part 1
“It will happen tonight. The Dark Lord lies alone and friendless, abandoned by his followers. His servant has been chained these twelve years. Tonight, before midnight… the servant will break free and set out to rejoin his master. The Dark Lord will rise again with his servant’s aid, greater and more terrible than ever he was. Tonight… before midnight… the servant… will set out… to rejoin… his master…”
Sybill Trelawney, Professor Trelawney’s Prediction
“There should be a “captain” in there somewhere”
Jack Sparrow
“There’ll be only one murder here tonight”
Sirius Black, Cat, Rat, and Dog
“Thunder… thunder… thunder… Thundercats… Ho!!!”
Lion-o, Thundercats.
“But make it quick, Remus. I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for…”
Sirius Black, Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
“Good things come to those who wait.”
Gail Kim
“I must admit, Peter, I have difficulty in understanding why an innocent man would want to spend twelve years as a rat”
Remus Lupin, The Servant of Lord Voldemort
“It only works if all the little cogs mesh together”
Mr. Huph, Incredibles.
“Two by two, we’re going door to door
Because God loves Mormons, and he wants some more”
-Mormons, The Book of Mormon: The Musical
"Harry had never been part of a stranger group. Crookshanks led the way down the stairs; Lupin, Pettigrew, and Ron went next, looking like entrants in a six-legged race. Next came Professor Snape, drifting creepily along, his toes hitting each stair as they descended, held up by his own wand, which was being pointed at him by Sirius. Harry and Hermione brought up the rear.
Getting back into the tunnel was difficult. Lupin, Pettigrew, and Ron had to turn sideways to manage it; Lupin still had Pettigrew covered with his wand. Harry could see them edging awkwardly along the tunnel in single file. Crookshanks was still in the lead. Harry went right after Black, who was still making Snape drift along ahead of them; he kept bumping his lolling head on the low ceiling. Harry had the impression Black was making no effort to prevent this."
The Dementor’s Kiss
after Michael falls into a Koi pond
Creed- Did you fine Nemo?
Michael- I can name Pixar movies too! Toy Story-
Oscar- Don’t you mean Koi Story?
-The Office