“EXPECTO PATRONUM!”
Harry Potter, Hermione’s Secret
“Ants are not meant to serve grasshoppers. I’ve seen this colony do great things. And year after year they manage to pick food for themselves and you. So, so who’s the weaker species? Ants don’t serve grasshoppers! It’s you who need us! And you know it, don’t you?”
Flik, A Bug’s Life 
“Where…are…the…TWINKIES?!?”
Ethan Daniels, the Ceiling Fan Podcast
Vernon Dursley: You haven’t got a godfather!
Harry Potter: Yes, I have. He was my mum and dad’s best friend. He’s a convicted murderer, but he’s broken out of wizard prison and he’s on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though…keep up with my news…check I’m happy…
Owl Post Again
“Don’t ask what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.”
-John F. Kennedy
“Most trees can talk in the movies.”
My four-year-old brother.
Harry Potter: Was it–was she making a real prediction?
Albus Dumbledore: Do you know, Harry, I think she might have been. Who’d have thought it? That brings her total of real predictions up to two. I should offer her a pay raise…
Owl Post Again
Haha, that’s adorable.
“God helps those who help themselves.”
-Benjamin Franklin
“You slice too much dude.”
My twin brother playing tennis.
“Whenever someone says the Earth was created in 7 days, I show them a fossil. And if they keep talking, I hit them over the head with the Fossil”
-Lewis Black
“Who’s cuisine reigns supreme?”
Iron Chef America
“[spoil]NOOO!!![/spoil]”
- Caesar, Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Vernon: “And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?”
Moody:“Well… Yes, I’d have to say you do, Dursley.”
“…for that, you will have your reward, Wormtail. I will allow you to perform an essential task for me, one that many of my followers would give their right hands to perform…”
Voldemort, The Riddle House
“Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with his remaining limbs.” -Dumbledore
“The Dursleys had never allowed this before; their general wish of keeping Harry as miserable as possible, coupled with their fear of his powers, had led them to lock his school trunk in the cupboard under the stairs every summer prior to this. But their attitude had changed since they had found out that Harry had a dangerous murderer for a godfather - for Harry had conveniently forgotten to tell them that Sirius was innocent.”
The Scar
“You can’t rush art.” Geri, Toy Story 2
To me, it pretty much sums up what the production Toy Story 2 was. For those of you that don’t know, TS2 was rushed by Pixar because they had only nine months to complete the film and they had no other choice. I think they did a wonderful job with TS2.
Yes, it’s a true masterpiece, and the first one that achieved very photo-realistic textures. It’s really wonderful what they did in so little time.
“He stopped there to enjoy the effect of these words. He could almost see the cogs working under Uncle Vernon’s thick, dark, neatly parted hair. If he tried to stop Harry from writing to Sirius, Sirius would think Harry was being mistreated. If he told Harry he couldn’t go to the Quidditch World Cup, Harry would write and tell Sirius, who would know he was being mistreated.”
The Invitation
“Bird dead. Snake come.”
-Crow, Rango
Alexis: What color can I make my lightsaber?
Mace: Any color you wish.
Alexis: How about red?
Mace: No! Red is not allowed.
Alexis: I thought you said I could make my lightsaber any color I want.
Mace: Yes, but red is the exception. Haven’t you seen the movies? Only bad guys use red lightsabers.
Alexis: Oh. I see.
Mace: There are four things forbidden here at the J.E.D.I. Academy: wearing black, telekinetic choking, blue lightning, and red lightsabers.
My characters Alexis Tano and Mace Windham, from my series Justice! Excellence! Defense! Intelligence!