“The idea of being taught consideration by a man who had just blasted away half his living room wall seemed to be causing him intense suffering.”
Vernon Dursley’s thoughts on Arthur Weasley, Back to the Burrow
Tom Riley: “So you’re intolerant of people who won’t tolerate intolerance.”
Bart Rathbone: “Yeah.”
Tom For Mayor, Part 2
“Bill came as something of a surprise. Harry knew that he worked for the wizarding bank, Gringotts, that he had been Head Boy of Hogwarts, and had always imagined Bill to be an older version of Percy; fussy about rule-breaking and fond of bossing everyone around. However, Bill was - there was no other word for it - cool.”
Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes
“It does not harm me if my neighbor believes in 20 Gods or no God.”
-Thomas Jefferson
“Ced’s talked about you, of course. Told us all about playing against you last year…I said to him, I said - Ced, that’ll be something to tell your grandchildren, that will…you beat Harry Potter!”
Amos Diggory, The Portkey
“Animation is the one type of movie that really does play for the entire audience. Our challenge is to make stories that connect for kids and adults.” John Lasseter
“You’d better get with the Lord or drive a Ford.”
The Skit Guys, How Not to Witness
Ministry Wizard: Just put them on, Archie, there’s a good chap. You can’t walk around like that, the Muggle at the gate’s already getting suspicious–
Archie: I bought this in a Muggle shop. Muggles wear them.
Ministry Wizard: Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these.
Archie: I’m not putting them on. I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks.
Bagman and Crouch
“That’s right you came a long way to find something that isn’t out here. You see, it’s not about you. It’s about them.”
-Spirit of the West, Rango
Cornelius Fudge: You can speak English! And you’ve been letting me mime everything all day!
Bulgarian minister: Vell, it vos very funny.
The Quidditch World Cup
“Pet? Did you say pet? I am not a pet. I am a companion.”
-Blu, Rio
Haha EJE, Blu’s so cute with his euphemisms! 
The Rango one’s a good 'un too.
Hey JSWeC, where can I read your JEDI fanfic?
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“You don’t want to wake the dragon, do you?”
- Viserys Targaryen, Game of Thrones
When I first heard that line, I burst out laughing. Unintentionally hilarity. 
“…Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.”
- Stephen King
(The quote which more or less helped prompt my interesting dream last night I think, along with the other things I saw just before bed contributed to it that I stated in that post. XD).
Ron Weasley: Tripped over a tree root.
Draco Malfoy: Well, with feet that size, hard not to.
The Dark Mark
“Uh, listen wrangler, I don’t want to be a party pooper, but you’ve got a knife in your back, did you know that?”
Maxwell Smart
“Now, Mum. If the Hogwarts Express crashed tomorrow and George and I died, how would you feel knowing that the last thing we ever heard from you was an unfounded accusation?”
Fred Weasley, Mayhem at the Ministry
“Hard work beats talent anyday.”
Elliot Spencer, Leverage.
“So what is expected of us now? We play our traditional roles? Is that what is left of us? You. Are you the lantern-jawed hero? The ends justifying the means? True to the cause until the bitter end. Regardless of consequences. Regardless of cost. Is that who you are Milo? With your borrowed name, and your stolen cars, and your dead friends? Is that who you are? The hero surrounded by the burning city you so nobly rescued? Good job that man!”
- Gallo, Wheelman
“Ah, think of the possibilities. It would’ve been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident…shame his mother likes him…”
Ron Weasley, Aboard the Hogwarts Express
Thanks! I’ve been watching both those movies recently!
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“It’s a cool little Mormon trick!
We do it all the time
When you’re feeling certain feelings that don’t feel right
treat those pesky feelings like a reading light
And turn it off!”
-Elder McKinley, The Book of Mormon: The Musical