“There are no aliens here! Only hardworking Americans!”
Sam the Eagle, Muppets from Space
Hahhahahahaha! Sam the Eagle is the greatest.
“We’re seventeen in April, why can’t we have a shot?”
“A thousand years or more ago,
When I was newly sewn,
There lived four wizards of renown,
Whose names are still well known:
Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor,
Fair Ravenclaw, from glen,
Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad,
Shrewd Slytherin, from fen.”
The Sorting Hat, The Triwizard Tournament
“And Shepherd’s Shall We Be,
For Thee My Lord for Thee.
Power Hath descended forth from Thy Hand
Our Feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So We Shall flow a river forth to thee,
Teeming with souls shall if ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili
Spiritus Sancti.”
- The Boondock Saints Family Prayer.
“What - what are you doing?” said Professor McGonagall, her eyes following the bouncing ferret’s progress through the air.
“Teaching,” said Moody.
Mad-Eye Moody
“Obla-di, obla-da, life goes on, brah.”
- The Beatles (originally said by a Jamaican tour manager of theirs)
“CONSTANT VIGILANCE!”
Mad-Eye Moody, The Unforgivable Curses
“Your brains just can’t compute complex plans like mine can. It’ll work, you’ll see.”
-Cartman, South Park
“Just shoots for the stars… if it feels right, then aim for my heart… if you feel like, and take me away, and make it okay… I swear I’ll behave…”
- Maroon 5, Move Like Jagger
“Talk about paranoid… No wonder they were glad to get shot of him at the Ministry, did you hear him telling Seamus what he did to that witch who shouted “boo” behind him on April Fools’ Day?”
Ron Weasley about Mad-Eye Moody, Beauxbatons and Durmstrang
“Speak now or forever hold yourself in little bitty pieces.”
My band director
“Automatically, it seemed, Dumbledore reached out a long hand and seized the parchment. He held it out and stared at the name written upon it. There was a long pause…. And then Dumbledore cleared his throat and read out - “Harry Potter.””
The Goblet of Fire
I actually haven’t written one. Just made up a scene between two characters that I might draw sometime…
A strangely appropriate one for this moment:
“How this situation arose, we do not know. It seems to me, however, that we have no choice but to accept it… If you have an alternative, I would be delighted to hear it.”
Albus Dumbledore, The Four Champions
Here are some Signature War Related Quotes (from me):
“I will call the person above me Princess Katherine as long as she’ll call me Sir Lancelot!”
“WERE TALKING ABOUT A SIGNATURE REVOLUTION!”
“And the casaulties?”
“Let’s bring the metallic bloody tanks!”
Oh my Cod, what the Hell?
Elder Cunningham: Hasa Diga Eebowai! What an epic phrase!
Elder Price: Stop saying that! Do you know what it means? They’re saying F you to Heavenly Father!
Elder Cunnignham: What!? HOLY MOLY! I’ve said it like thirteen TIIIMES!
-The Book of Mormon: The Musical
(Unzips jacket revealing explosive vest) “You just brought a gun to a bomb fight!”
- Nick (Jesse Eisenberg), 30 Minutes or Less
“He was very fond of his wand, and as far as he was concerned its relationship to Voldemort’s wand was something it couldn’t help - rather as he couldn’t help being related to Aunt Petunia.”
The Weighing of the Wands
Haha, yes! I want to see that movie.
“It is a strange thing, but when you are dreading something, and would give anything to slow down time, it has a disobliging habit of speeding up.”
The Hungarian Horntail