Ron Weasley: How d’you spell ‘belligerent’? It can’t be B-U-M-
Hermione Granger: No, it isn’t. And ‘augury’ doesn’t begin O-R-G either. What kind of quill are you using?
Ron Weasley: It’s one of Fred and George’s Spell-Check ones… but I think the charm must be wearing off…
Hermione Granger: Yes, it must, because we were asked how we’d deal with dementors, not ‘Dugbogs,’ and I don’t remember you changing your name to ‘Roonil Wazlib’ either.
The Unknowable Room
“I’ll be back.”
The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgement Day
“Farewell, Aragog, king of arachnids, whose long and faithful friendship those who knew you won’t forget! Though your body will decay, your spirit lingers on in the quiet, web-spun places of your forest home. May your many-eyed descendants ever flourish and your human friends find solace for the loss they have sustained.”
Horace Slughorn, After the Burial
“It is ALLLLLLLLLLLLL over!”
Mike Goldberg, UFC
“What I don’t understand, though — just out of curiosity — I mean, would one Horcrux be much use? Can you only split your soul once? Wouldn’t it be better, make you stronger, to have your soul in more pieces, I mean, for instance, isn’t seven the most powerfully magical number, wouldn’t seven —?”
Tom Riddle, Horcruxes.
“I can be your white knight or the angel of death.”
Gina Bellman, Leverage.
“Welcome to Good Burger home of the good burger can I take your order.”
Ed. All That and Good Burger
“Deluded Buzz Lightyear: I’ll never give in. You killed my father!
Emperor Zurg: No, Buzz. I am your father!
Deluded Buzz Lightyear: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Severus Snape: This is your copy of Advanced Potion-Making, is it, Potter?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Severus Snape: You’re quite sure of that, are you, Potter?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Severus Snape: This is the copy of Advanced Potion-Making that you purchased from Flourish and Blotts?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Severus Snape: Then why, does it have the name ‘Roonil Wazlib’ written inside the front cover?
Harry Potter: That’s my nickname.
Severus Snape: Your nickname.
Harry Potter: Yeah… that’s what my friends call me.
Severus Snape: I understand what a nickname is.
Sectumsempra.
“The important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now a Manhattan you shake to fox-trot time, a Bronx to two-step time, a dry martini you always shake to waltz time.”
“I hate being short.”
Myself.
Ginny Weasley: You’d think people had better things to gossip about. Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest.
Harry Potter: What did you tell her?
Ginny Weasley: I told her it’s a Hungarian Horntail. Much more macho.
Harry Potter: Thanks. And what did you tell her Ron’s got?
Ginny Weasley: A Pygmy Puff, but I didn’t say where.
The Seer Overheard.
“I synchro summon… Red Dragon Archfiend!”
Jack Atlas.
I’m flying high, defying gravity!"
Wicked Musical
“One of us has got to say it! We’ve lost our powers!! All of us!!”
“Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?”
Spongebob intro
“See me – feel me – touch me – heal me…”
“Double secret penetration.”
Aldis Hodge, Leverage.
That is probably my favorite section from the whole album.
“we’re SUperheroes. What can happen?”
The Incredibles, Bob Parr.