“We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!”
Donkey, Shrek 2.
George Weasley: And speaking of hitherto unsuspected skills, Ronald, what is this we hear from Ginny about you and a young lady called - unless our information is faulty - Lavender Brown?
Ron Weasley: Mind your own business.
Fred Weasley: What a snappy retort. I really don’t know how you think of them. No, what we wanted to know was…how did it happen?
Ron Weasley: What d’you mean?
Fred Weasley: Did she have an accident or something?
Ron Weasley: What?
Fred Weasley: Well, how did she sustain such extensive brain damage?
A Very Frosty Christmas
“Spare me your lies, temptress! Your emperor’s defeated, and I’m immune to your bewitching good looks.”
- Demo Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story 3)
“Won-Won!”
Lavender Brown, A Sluggish Memory
Spike: [seeing the bird’s nest Twilight made] "That nest needs to be condemned. "
Rarity: "Oh, Spike! It’s not so bad. Uh … Maybe the birds can use it as an … "
Spike: “An outhouse?”
-My Little Pony- FiM.
“Friends they might be, but if Ron started calling Lavender “Lav-Lav,” he would have to put his foot down.”
Birthday Surprises
“Hopper: It’s a bug-eat-bug world out there, princess. One of those Circle of Life kind of things. Now let me tell you how things are supposed to work: The sun grows the food, the ants pick the food, the grasshoppers eat the food…
Molt: And the birds eat the grasshoppers. Hey, like the one that nearly ate you, you remember? You remem- Oh, you shoulda seen it, okay?
Hopper: Molt!
Molt: This blue jay has him half way down his throat, okay? And Hopper - Hopper’s kicking and screaming, okay? And I’m scared, okay, I’m not going anywhere near, okay- Aw, come on! It’s a great story.
[Hopper grabs Molt by the antennae]
Molt: Ow! Ow! Ow!”
- A Bug’s Life
“I’m the best in the world at what I do!”
Chris Jericho.
“Now Do You Realize How Useless Your Puny Efforts Are! How Can Your Meager Flame Affect One Who Possesses The Power To Survive The Awesome Extremes Of Heat And Of Cold In Outer Space?!!”
- Doctor Doom (With The Silver Surfer’s Powers)
Fantastic Four #58 (January 1967)
Harry Potter: What happened?
Madam Pomfrey: Cracked skull. Nothing to worry about, I mended it at once, but I’m keeping you in overnight. You shouldn’t over exert yourself for a few hours.
Harry Potter: I don’t want to stay here overnight. I want to find McLaggen and kill him.
Madam Pomfrey: I’m afraid that would come under the heading of ‘overexertion’.
Elf Tails
“Well it’s true! It’s true! You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.”
Dr. Evil, Austin Powers.
“The time is long gone when I could frighten you with a burning wardrobe and force you to make repayment for your crimes. But I wish I could, Tom… I wish I could…”
Albus Dumbledore, Lord Voldemort’s Request
“I can’t be a… a wizard, I mean, I’m just Harry, just Harry.”
Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone
“I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.”
- Bruce (Finding Nemo)
“I like movies. I’ll buy the popcorn.”
Violet, The Incredibles.
“It’s kryptonite, Superman. Little souvenir from the old home town. I spared no expense to make you feel right at home.”
Lex Luthor, Superman The Movie
“You’re gonna die alone.”
Kimball Cho, Mentalist.
“Turn right to go left! Guess what? I tried it, and you know what? This crazy thing happened - I went right!”
- Lightning McQueen, Cars
“I synchro summon… Stardust Dragon!”
Yusei Fudo, Yu-Gi-Oh 5ds.
“Speed! I am speed!”
Lightning McQueen, Cars.