“You know, I don’t believe any House has ever been in negative figures this early in the term: We haven’t even started pudding. You might have set a record, Potter.”
Severus Snape, Snape Victorious
“You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!”
Lucius (The Incredibles).
Severus Snape: Do you remember me telling you we were practicising non-verbal spells, Potter?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Severus Snape: Yes, Sir.
Harry Potter: There’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor.
The Half-Blood Prince
“Allow me to introduce myself. Finn McMissile. British Intellegence.”
Finn McMissile, Cars 2.
“From here on in, Harry, I may be as woefully wrong as Humphrey Belcher, who believed the time was ripe for a cheese cauldron.”
Albus Dumbledore, The House of Gaunt
“Is today Tuesterday?”
– Krusha, Donkey Kong Country the animated series, in the episode Speed
Rubeus Hagrid: I’m a teacher! A teacher, Potter! How dare yeh threaten ter break down my door!
Harry Potter: I’m sorry, sir.
Rubeus Hagrid: Since when have yeh called me ‘sir’?
Harry Potter: Since when have you called me ‘Potter’?
Hermione’s Helping Hand
“What’s a motto?”
“Nothing, What’s that Motto with you?”
Simba and Timon, The Lion King
“He did not usually lie in bed reading his textbooks; that sort of behavior, as Ron rightly said, was indecent in anybody except Hermione, who was simply weird that way.”
Silver and Opals
“With great power, come’s great responsibility.”
Uncle Ben, Spider-Man
“I can make bad things happen to people who annoy me. I can make them hurt if I want to.”
A very young Lord Voldemort, The Secret Riddle
Great quote, I saw that in theatres last night.
“We are the winds of the Serentgeti,
We are the sweat of the jungle man,
We are the tears of Nelson Mandela,
We are the lost boy of the Sudan.”
- Mormons singing ‘We are Africa’, Book of Mormon: The Musical
A really adequate one for me now:
“It was not as though he was really surprised, thought Harry, as he wrestled with a thorny vine intent upon throttling him; he had had an inkling that this might happen sooner or later. But he was not sure how he felt about it. He and Cho were now too embarrassed to look at each other, let alone talk to each other; what if Ron and Hermione started going out together, then split up? Could their friendship survive it? Harry remembered the few weeks when they had not been talking to each other in the third year; he had not enjoyed trying to bridge the distance between them. And then, what if they didn’t split up? What if they became like Bill and Fleur, and it became excruciatingly embarrassing to be in their presence, so that he was shut out for good?”
Harry Potter’s thoughts on his friends’ possible romance, Felix Felicis
“Best I can get with one phonecall is a pizza.”
Agent Kimball Cho, The Mentalist.
“Honestly, I didn’t loose my mind when I married you- I lost my glasses!”
-Mary Todd Lincoln, Histeria!
“The Great Spider-Man Nothing More Than A Callow Youth - A Pathetic Stripling! It Is Almost An Insult To My Own Great Powers For Me To Battle One As Out-Classed As You Are!”
- The Green Goblin
The Amazing Spider-Man #39 (August 1966)
“You’re good, but I’m better.”
Wolf, Star Fox
“Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming!”
Dory, Finding Nemo.
“The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They’re working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a combination of Dark Magic and gum disease.”
Luna Lovegood, The Unbreakable Vow
Mr Young hadn’t had to quiet a screaming baby for years. He’d never been much good at it to start with. He’d always respected Sir Winston Churchill, and patting small versions of him on the bottom had always seemed ungracious.
– (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)