“No one realizes they’re being fooled because they’re too busy laughing at the fool”.
Finn McMissile, Cars 2.
“So what do you want to do with it? pawn it? sell it? donate it?”
Rick, Pawn Stars
“There’s a sucker born every minute”
-P.T. Barnum
“I mean I consider you guys my friends, I’m not wrong, am I?”
Brian, The Breakfest Club.
“Have you heard of the All American Prophet?
He found a brand new book about Jesus Christ!
We’re following him to Paradise
We call ourselves Mormon!
And our new religion is- All American!”
-Pioneer Mormons, Book of Mormon: The Musical
“I can’t stand to drive these things they suck”- Kyle Busch after winning the first car of tomorrow race at Bristol 2007.
“Did I do that?!”
Steve Urkel, Family Matters.
“Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this,
out of their little hat?”
-Genie, Aladdin
Molly Weasley: What is your dearest ambition?
Arthur Weasley: To find out how airplanes stay up.
An Excess of Phlegm
“Look, I’ve lived up in the bell tower for 20 years, and I think I know what the city looks like from above, and this is.”
Quasimodo, The HunchBack of Notre Dame
“YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren’t the real Buzz Lightyear! You’re - you’re an action figure!
You are a child’s play thing!”
- Woody (Toy Story)
“We all deserve to die
Even you! Mrs. Lovett!
Even I”
-Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd
“It’s bigger. It’s badder. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s too much for Mr. Incredible!”
- Syndrome (The Incredibles).
“Who invited that kid?!”
Mr Potato Head, Toy Story.
“WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO?
YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT U-NO-POO -
THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THAT’S GRIPPING THE NATION!”
Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes disclaimer, Draco’s Detour.
“I love the Powerglove. It’s so bad”
Lucas, The Wizard
Clouseau: Listen to me, Hercule, and you will learn something. Now then, the facts in this case are: the body of the chauffeur was found in the bedroom of the second maid. Fact! Cause of death: Four bullets in the chest. Fact! The bullets were fired at close range from a .25 caliber Beretta automatic. Fact! Maria Gambrelli was discovered with the murder weapon in her hand. Fact! The murder weapon was registered in the name of the deceased, Miguel Ostos, and was kept, mind you, in the glove compartment of the Ballon Rolls-Royce. Fact! Now then, members of the household staff have testified that Miguel Ostos beat…
[snaps his pointing stick]
Clouseau: You fool! You have broken my pointing stick! I have nothing to point with now!.. have testified that Miguel Ostos beat Maria Gambrelli frequently. And now, finally comes the sworn statement of Monsieur and Madame Ballon, as well as all the members of the staff, each of them with perfect alibis. Now then, Hercule, What is the inescapable conclusion?
Hercule LaJoy: Maria Gambrelli killed the chauffeur.
Clouseau: What? You idiot! It’s impossible. She’s protecting someone.
Hercule LaJoy: How do you know that?
Clouseau: Instinct!
Hercule LaJoy: But the facts…
Clouseau: You are forgetting the most important fact - motive.
- Inspector Clouseau and Hercule (A Shot In The Dark (1964)).
“Hey, what are you looking at you hockey puck!?”
Mr Potato Head, Toy Story.
“I enjoyed the meetings too. It was like having friends.”
Luna Lovegood, The Slug Club
“Mama says stupid is as stupid does.”
Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump