“Yeah, I do! Pop-tarts are frosted!”
Cartman, South Park
“Sometimes laughter is our only weapon.”
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, 1988
Muggle Prime Minister: But for heaven’s sake — you’re wizards! You can do magic! Surely you can sort out — well — anything!
Cornelius Fudge: The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.
The Other Minister.
Teacher: You’ve been like a son to me.
Me: Well, you weren’t really like a father to me… more like a grandfather.
“A baby’s gotta do, what a baby’s gotta do”
Tommy Pickles, Rugrats
Narcissa Malfoy: Will you, Severus, watch over my son, Draco, as he attempts to fulfill the Dark Lord’s wishes?
Severus Snape: I will.
Narcissa Malfoy: And will you, to the best of your ability, protect him from harm?
Severus Snape: I will.
Narcissa Malfoy: And, should it prove necessary… if it seems Draco will fail… will you carry out the deed that the Dark Lord has ordered Draco to perform?
Severus Snape: I will.
The Unbreakable Vow, Spinner’s End.
“We are not gonna die! Now both of you will get a grip! Or so help me, I will ground you for a month! Understand?”
Helen Parr, The Incredibles.
“Is that what he call’s it?”
Squidward, Spongebob SquarePants
“The remote controls the robot!”
Violet Parr, Incredibles
“And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.”
Albus Dumbledore, Will and Won’t
“Mmm…Donuts.”
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
I saw the end of that movie today!
“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”
-Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
“She’s married to Roger Rabbit?”
Eddie Valiant, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
“And anyway, life’s too short… Look at Madam Bones, look at Emmeline Vance… It could be me next, couldn’t it? But if it is, I’ll make sure I take as many Death Eaters with me as I can, and Voldemort too if I can manage it.”
Harry Potter, Horace Slughorn
I’m the Miz, and I’m… awesome!"
The Miz
“Hello, Nurse!”
Wakko and Yakko, Animaniancs
We’re the Warner Brothers… and the Warner Sister!
Animaniacs.
“The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!”
The Brain, Pinky and the Brain
“John, I’m about to throw a bath tub through your wall. Watch out.”
- Rose Lalonde, Homestuck
Green Finch and Linnet bird
Nightingale, Blackbird,
How is it you sing?
How can you jubilate,
sitting in cages,
never taking wing?
-Johanna, Sweeney Todd