Tom: Madam Lestrange.
Hermione Granger: Good morning.
Harry Potter: Too polite. You need to treat people like they’re scum!
Hermione’s bad impersonation of Bellatrix Lestrange, Gringotts
Clark Kent: Really, Lois, supposing that man had shot you? Is it worth risking your life over ten dollars, two credit cards, a hairbrush, and a lipstick?
Lois Lane: How did you know that?
Clark Kent: Know what?
Lois Lane: You just described the exact contents of my purse.
[Clark peeks in her purse]
Clark Kent: Hmm. Uh, wild guess.
- Superman The Movie
‘Well, I don’t know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts.’
Ron Weasley, after breaking in a maximum security bank, attacking lots of guards and escaping flying over a dragon, destroying good part of the building, The Final Hiding Place
“This is no fantasy - no careless product of wild imagination. No, my friends. These indictments that I have brought to you today, specific charges herein against the individuals. Their acts of treason, their ultimate aim of sedition. These… are matters of undeniable fact. I ask you now to pronounce judgement on those accused.”
- Jor-El, Superman The Movie
“Secrets and lies, that’s how we grew up, and Albus…he was a natural.”
Abeforth Dumbledore on his brother, The Missing Mirror
[to Otis] “Do you know why the number two hundred is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It’s your weight and my I.Q.”
- Lex Luthor, Superman The Movie
“Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.”
Rowena Ravenclaw’s motto, The Lost Diadem
[watching a clip of Hitler speaking]
Lilibet: What’s he saying?
King George VI: I don’t know but… he seems to be saying it rather well.
- The King’s Speech (2010)
“He’s got too many holes in his game.”
Frank Mir
“Tommy, Can You Hear Me?”
- The Who - Tommy
“It is time for their “secret” identities to become their “only” identities.”
The Incredibles
“Why can’t we invest at like a Burger King or something?”
Shaggy, Scooby Doo 2
Edna: I didn’t know the baby’s powers so I covered the basics.
Helen: Jack-Jack doesn’t have any powers.
Edna: No? Well, he’ll look fabulous anyway.
- The Incredibles
“Now, hug me brotha!”
Josh, Drake and Josh
‘Now let’s get upstairs and fight, or all the good Death Eaters will be taken.’
Geroge Weasley, The Sacking of Severus Snape
“Your dream stinks! I was talking to her!”
Hook-Hand Thug, Tangled
Doctor: “You look beautiful.”
Rose: “Thank you.”
Doctor: “Considering.”
Rose: “Considering what?”
Doctor: “You’re human.”
Doctor Who S1E3, The Unquiet Dead
“IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I’LL KILL YOU, HARRY!”
Ron Weasley, The Battle of Hogwarts
“Her name was Miguel - and she called herself Lil - but everyone knew her as Nancy.”
- Rocky Raccoon, The Beatles
“Did I mention I’m resigning?”
Percy Weasley’s first joke in years, The Battle of Hogwarts