“Death On Two Legs, You’r Tearing Me Apart.
Death On Two Legs, You’ve Never Had A Heart Of Your Own.”
- Queen - Death On Two Legs (Dedicated To …)
“What are you looking at you hockey puck?!”
Mr. Potato Head, Toy Story
“The green eyes found the black, but after a second something in the depths of the dark pair seemed to vanish, leaving them fixed, blank and empty.”
[spoil]Severus Snape[/spoil]death, The Elder Wand
I play this song whenever I’m angry. 
“Curiosity often leads to trouble.”
Alice in Wonderland
‘I prefer not to put all my secrets in one basket, particularly not a basket that spends so much time dangling on the arm of Lord Voldemort.’
Albus Dumbledore, The Prince’s Tale
“Bend your knees and stick out your pelvis. I’m telling you baby it’s better then Elvis.”
Steve Urkel, Family Matters
[spoil]Albus Dumbledore: You must kill me.
Severus Snape: Would you like me to do it now? Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?[/spoil]
The Prince’s Tale
" No, no, Mint Berry Crunch doesn’t ever pee his"
Bradley (Mint Merry Crunch), South Park
Harry Potter: Does it hurt?
Sirius Black: Dying? Not at all. Quicker and easier than falling asleep.
The Forest Again
“Get down with your bad self!”
Carl Winslow and Steve Urkel, Family Matters
Buzz: [Woody, scared, walks backwards and he gets startled by Buzz. Buzz keeps talking to his “mission log”] And according to my navi-computer, the…
Woody: [whispering] SHUT UP! Just, SHUT UP, you idiot!
Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody: This is a perfect time to panic! I’m lost, Andy is gone, they’re gonna move to their new house in two days, AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Buzz: Mine? My fault? If you hadn’t pushed me out of the window in the first place…
Woody: Oh yeah? Well, if you hadn’t shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me…
Buzz: Don’t talk to me about importance! Because of you, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody: WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon’s only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: [pauses and looks incredulous] YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren’t the real Buzz Lightyear! You’re - you’re an action figure!
[holds hand up to eyes indicating something small]
Woody: You are a child’s play thing!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
[waves in military fashion]
Buzz: Farewell.
[starts to walk away]
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
- Toy Story
“You saved our lives, we are internally greatful!”
Aliens, Toy Story 2
^ They’re probably internally grateful too, but what they say is eternally
Yeah, I always get that mixed up.
Woody: [in Bonnie’s room] Look, I just need to get out of here…
Buttercup: [dramatically] There is no way out!
[Woody stares at him in horror]
Buttercup: Just kidding. Door’s right over there.
[he points]
- Toy Story 3
“Oh, someone get me a glass because I found me a tall drink of water!”
Cupid Guy, Tangled
Lotso: Where’s your kid now, Sheriff?
- Toy Story 3
“Well, the first thing you need to know about me is that I’m a hugger!”
Lotso, Toy Story 3
Andy: [taking a last look at his toys before he heads off to college] Thanks, guys.
- Toy Story 3
“So long, partner.”
Woody, Toy Story 3