“I hope they find that horrible Spider-Man and lock him up before he can do any harm!”
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Aunt May
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Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #1
“Here comes the Pain!”
Tazz, WWE
"Half the kids in the class didn’t vote for your nephew, so what about them? You don’t give a cr*p about them because they’re not on your side! People like you preach tolerance and open-mindedness all the time, but when it comes to Middle America, you think we’re all evil and stupid country yokels who need your political enlightenment!! "
-Mr. Garrison to Rosie O’Donnall, South Park
“How did someone like me ever have a sniveling weakling of a son like you?!!”
- Norman Osborn, to his son Harry
Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #40
“Were talkin about practice. Not a game, not a game. But were talking about practice.”
Allen Iverson
“You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”
The Joker, The Dark Knight.
"I see…ice cream, and sprinkles, and Quadruple-Stuffs!”
Eric Cartman, South Park
“You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”
The Joker, The Dark Knight.
“Stomkop! Sufferd! Sul!” / “Lunkhead! Ninny! NEWT!”
– King K. Rool, Donkey Kong Country the animated series, Booty and the Beast, in Dutch and English respectively
“Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?”
The Joker, The Dark Knight.
“If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!”
- The Joker
Batman #1
“With great power comes great responsibility.”
Uncle Ben, Spiderman
“In a couple of years, they have built a home sweet home. With a couple of kids running in the yard of Desmond and Molly Jones.”
- The Beatles
I just like the story of this song, idk 
“We all wear masks, Spider-Man.
But which one is real? The one that hides your face? Or the one that is your face?”
- Green Goblin
The Spectacular Spider-Man Season 1 Episode 9
“See, I’m a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder… And gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They’re cheap!”
The Joker, The Dark Knight.
Lois Lane: But millions of people will die!
Lex Luthor: Billions! Once again, the press underestimates me.
- Superman Returns
“Names Bruce! It’s alright I understand. Why must a shark bite?”
Bruce, Finding Nemo
" I’ve learned something today. You see, the basis of all reasoning is the mind’s awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage. But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us."
Kyle, South Park
“Fish are friends not food!”
Bruce, Finding Nemo
Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes. 