The Chechen: What do you propose?
The Joker: It’s simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
Salvatore Maroni: If it’s so simple, why haven’t you done it already?
The Joker: If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
The Dark Knight
“There is no origin for anything.”
My drama professor
“I’m Free and Freedom Tastes Of Reality”
- Tommy, The Who
Alfred Pennyworth: I suppose they’ll lock me up as well. As your accomplice…
Bruce Wayne: Accomplice? I’m going to tell them the whole thing was your idea.
The Dark Knight
"It is sometimes said that scientists are unromantic, that their passion to figure out robs the world of beauty and mystery. But is it not stirring to understand how the world actually works — that white light is made of colors, that color is the way we perceive the wavelengths of light, that transparent air reflects light, that in so doing it discriminates among the waves, and that the sky is blue for the same reason that the sunset is red?
It does no harm to the romance of the sunset to know a little bit about it."
– Carl Sagan
Buzz: I’ve set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em’ to death.
- Toy Story
Bruce Wayne: So, let’s put a couple tables together.
Harvey Dent: I’m not sure they’ll let us.
Bruce Wayne: Oh, they should. I own the place.
The Dark Knight.
Mr. Potato Head: Did you all take stupid pills this morning? Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?
- Toy Story
“Buzz can you get up hear and lend me a hand?”
Woody, Toy Story
“He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.”
-Sarah Palin making up her own American history.
“I wasn’t scared, I had allergies.”
Mike, Monsters Inc
“The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.”
Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight.
“NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDSS!!!”
Orge, Revenge of the Nerds
“Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.”
Lucius Fox, The Dark Knight.
“You can bore me with lecture, or I can sing a song. Take your pick?”
Me in class today
Maroni’s Mistress: Can’t we go someplace quieter? We can’t hear each other talk.
Salvatore Maroni: What makes you think I want to hear you talk?
The Dark Knight.
“Are you really recording this?”
My friend David
Lt. James Gordon: Where is he?
The Joker: What’s the time?
Lt. James Gordon: What difference does that make?
The Joker: Well, depending on the time, he may in one spot, or several.
The Dark Knight.
“Stewie Just Said That!”
Family Guy
“As the ancient myth makers knew we’re children equally of the earth and the sky. In our tenure on this planet we’ve accumulated dangerous evolutionary baggage, propensities for aggression and ritual, submission to leaders, hostility to outsiders, all of which puts our survival in some doubt. But we’ve also acquired compassion for others, love for our children, a desire to learn from history and experience and a great soaring passionate intelligence, the clear tools for our continued survival and prosperity.”
–Carl Sagan