“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just… do things.”
The Joker, The Dark Knight.
“I love you Kyle. **** You.”
Stan Marsh, South Park
“Steve Jobs was the greatest inventor since Thomas Edison. He put the world at our fingertips.”
Steven Spielberg.
Last night’s episode was great, poor Kyle!
That is a beautiful quote, and a big understatement. I don’t think anyone can competely sum up how much Steve changed our world.
“Just because God doesn’t answer your prayers doesn’t mean he doesn’t care about you. God can’t just answer every prayer and suddenly give you everything you want. That takes all the living out of life.”
-Jesus Christ, South Park
Alfred Pennyworth: Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir?
Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle.
Alfred Pennyworth: The Lamborghini, then. Much more subtle.
The Dark Knight
“Hindu idol worshipers, death-notes. All sounds very melodramatic. Maybe I’ll write a story about it!”
- Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)
“What do you know. It scares little kids and little monsters!”
Randall, Monsters Inc
“All three Pixar founders are smart people who understand the creative process better than anyone. To have one of those guys would be amazing; to have three of them in the same company is a freak of nature. It should be respected in the same way as the Grand Canyon: it happened, nobody knows how it happened, but you’ve got to be humbled by it.”
Brad Bird
You see, the basis of all reasoning is the mind’s awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage. But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us.”
-Kyle, South Park
“If you’re good at something never do it for free.”
The Joker, The Dark Knight.
“Well, wobble my webs and call me shaky! It’s Goldilocks – the hippest hammer in the west!”
- Peter Parker (Earth-616)
“You thought we could be decent men, in an indecent time!”
Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight.
Superman (to Lois, after saving her): I’d advise you not to print this little episode
- Action Comics #1
“Look, I’m not going to scare you. I’m off duty.”
Sully, Monsters Inc
“Why so serious?”
The Joker, The Dark Knight.
Superman: It stops here, mister! This insanity ends in Metropolis!
Superman #75
“Well, Stinky Pete. It looks like you have just learned the true meaning of playtime.”
Woody, Toy Story 2
H.I.V.E Goon: You can’t threaten me, Superman! You’d never kill us!
Superman:You’re right! Taking lives is something I definitely find offensive! But roughing up criminal terrorists a bit doesn’t faze me at all!
- Action Comics #551
“Oh, I’m feeling good today Mikey!”
Sully, Monsters Inc
“Sometimes the truth isn’t good enough, sometimes people deserve more.”
Batman, The Dark Knight.