“I admire you as a policeman - particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjunct to the job.”
Captain Dudley Smith, L.A. Confidential.
Why so melancholy?
- Maleficent (sleeping beauty) <3
“Show me the money!”
Rod Tidwell, Jerry Maguire.
Oh come now Prince Phillip. Why so melancholy? A wondrous future lies before you - you, the destined hero of a charming fairy tale come true. Behold - King Stefan’s castle. And in yonder topmost tower, dreaming of her true love, the Princess Aurora. But see the gracious whim of fate - why, ‘tis the self-same peasant maid, who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday. She is indeed, most wondrous fair. Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red red rose. In ageless sleep, she finds repose. The years roll by, but a hundred years to a steadfast heart, are but a day. And now, the gates of a dungeon part, and our prince is free to go his way. Off he rides, on his noble steed, a valiant figure, straight and tall! To wake his love with "loves’ first kiss"! And prove that “true love” conquers all! AHAHAHAHAHA!
-Malefecent 
“Play it once, Sam, for old times’ sake.”
Ilsa Lund, Casablanca.
That’s an awesome quote from an awesome movie.
Jack Skellington: My dearest friend, if you don’t mind… I’d like to join you by your side. Where we can gaze into the stars…
Jack Skellington, Sally: And sit together, now and forever. For it is plain, as anyone can see. We’re simply meant to be.
YESYESYESYES! 
Such an amazing quote.
I like that quote. It’s so creepy, and I also love the end when Philip kills her as a dragon.
Yeah the quote is pretty sweet and just the way she says it is creepy but cool . The end is good but because I’m one of Maleficents biggest fans I dont like ti when she dies. 
I just think it’s one of the few epic scenes to be found in the Princess movies, and while she’s cool, it’s like with Syndrome. She’s awesome and lovable, but she’s still evil, and still needs punishment.
Is it strange I find her more attractive then Aurora?
getting a little off topic, I"ll fix that.
“And I’m Mister Oogie Boogie…and you aint going nowhere…HAHAHAHAHA!”
*Release me, or you’ll have to face consequences for what you’ve done!"
-Santa Claus
Well, I like guys, so I don’t know. I only ever like brunette and red headed animated girls, though.
Oh yeah LOL I like guys too…its more of a if I was a guy thing.
Fauna: “Why its Maleficent…”.
Merryweather: “What does she want here?”
Oh, okay. XD If I were a guy, I’d go for Helen. Second would be Jessie, then Ellie.
“People do crazy things…when they’re in love.”
-Meg and Hercules, Hercules
Yeah Helen’s a cutie.
Fourth would be Sally from TNBC. However, in this universe, I choose Sheriff Woody Pride.
“I was going to say something profound and special and memorable, then I realized I don’t know anything like that.”
-Me, to my English teacher in an argument. XD
Yay, I love all the TNBC quotes you guys. <3
“Terrible news, folks! Jack has been blown to smithereens!”
~The Mayor of Halloweentown
That’s a good one!
"I think that Barack Obama should of chosen Hillary Clinton as a vice president. Then I could just refer to the both of them as “Barack-ollri”
-A friend
Good line from a Bill Cosby standup:
“Give me something for me to beat you with!”
same here, Leirin!!
Santa: 'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you’ve seen in your dreams. For the story you’re about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you’ve probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven’t I’d say it’s time you begun