“As the dreaded Black Beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his Knights seemed impossible. Then suddenly the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. The cartoon peril was no more.”
“Why do you think that she is a witch?”
“Well, she turned me into a newt.”
“A newt?”
“…I got better.”
“It’s just a flesh wound.”
All from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. xD
Daughter of Eve: lols, ellie-jessie-eve likes the quote you posted as well! I love that movie. 'Merica
“To love another person is to see the face of God”
-Les Miserables
Jasmine:
Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
Aladdin:
That’s better than here. You’re always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
Princess Jasmine:
You’re not free to make your own choices.
Aladdin:
Sometimes you feel so…
Princess Jasmine:
You’re just…
Aladdin, Princess Jasmine:
…trapped.
-Aladdin <3
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs.
^ That is a lovey quote. 
“The rain! In Spain!”
-My Fairy Lady
A child of five would understand this. Someone go fetch me a child of five.
~Groucho Marx
“Rap is Alive
Music is Dead
That’s all I have to say
I’m going to bed
Peace!
Voiceover: And that’s when I realized, the greatest rapper of all time… was Dr. Suess.”
-Nigahiga
Nice one! Groucho is awesome.
“Helloooooooooooooo Nurse!”
-Animaniacs
Man, I loved that show as a kid. I bet there were more naughty innuendos that I would pick up on now as a grown-up.
“Flying is not what you feel up here… (taps Blu’s head) it’s what you feel in here… (presses wing to chest) and when you feel the rythmn of your heart, you fly! (flies)”
“Bond. James Bond.”
James Bond, Dr. No.
“All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and when they catch you, they will kill you… But first, they must catch you.”
~Watership Down
(My sister and I, discussing the cover of the HtTYD DVD)
Sis: It’s like, they had Hiccup looking all cute and normal, and then they click something in their computers and BAM. Smirk-face.
Me: It’s like a tool they have in Photoshop or something that does that.
Sis: No, like, in their animation program, it’s already programmed to make any face snap into that position. Like, any face, any character.
Me: Like a preset… and it’s called ‘DreamWorks Smirk-Face.’
little chef
“There’s no place like home.”
Dorothy Gale, The Wizard of Oz.
I was just humming that earlier today! starts humming it again
Susie Salmon: Nobody notices when we leave. I mean, the moment when we really choose to go. At best you might feel a whisper or the wave of a whisper, undulating down. My name is Salmon, like the fish. First name: Susie. I was 14 years old, when I was murdered on December 6th 1973. I was here for a moment, and then I was gone. I wish you all, a long, and happy life.
~ The Lovely Bones
Leirin’s WD and Spirit’s JB quotes are really cool. 
Haha, that’s funny right thurr. If you heard of the 3D animation term ‘blend shapes’, then I think you’d realise you wouldn’t be too far off…
“Sometimes we’re so focused on our enemies, we forget to watch our friends.”
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“I am big! It’s the pictures that got small.”
Norma Desmond, Sunset Boulevard.
“Not a significant source of calories from fat, saturated fat, trans fat, choloestorol, dietary fiber, vitamin A, vitamin C, calcium and iron”
(It was like 5 am & me and my best friend were playing hangman to stay awake)
Me: Guess a letter!
My friend: Tomorrow!
Me: Maybe the all-nighter wasn’t such a good idea after all…
Man, I miss her. She move across the country in 4th grade, but she came to visit for a month this summer.
Aw, that’s adorable (the quote). Don’t worry, I know how you feel. My best friend in third grade moved to Massachuscetts, and I haven’t seen her since! I also had another friend move back to Mexico. 
Thank goodness we all have internet to stay in touch, am I right?
Yeah I don’t what I’d do if I couldn’t IM her constantly.
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Did you ever hear the quote “Kill a fly in the past and it can drastically change the future?” I like that quote. But anyway…
~nigahiga in one of his “off the pill” rants.