“Most often, show tunes bring fear into the hearts of many. But not President Obama. Obama enjoys showtunes, he even goes to the theater. And not many Presidents have rushed to the theater since Lincoln.”
Centipede: We are not lost.
Grasshopper: Then where are we?
Centipede: Somewhere north. …Or possibly very far south.
Grasshopper: What’s your latitude? What’s your longitude?
Centipede: Hey, hey, hey! That’s personal, bud!
~James and the Giant Peach
Awesome. Oh, and another good one that came to mind…
James: Whenever I had a problem, my parents told me to look at it another way.
Earthworm: How? First, I was bird bait, and then I was shark bait!
James: That’s true, but you could say that you gave us wings to fly, and that you defeated a giant shark single-handedly.
Earthworm: …No-handedly.
James: You’re a hero!
Earthworm: I am. I’m Wonderworm!
"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. "