“I’m making waffles!”
Donkey, Shrek
“Nothing is impossible, Mr. Angier. What you want is simply expensive.”
Nikola Tesla, The Prestige.
“Go crazy, folks! Go crazy.”
Jack Buck, Game 5 1985 NLCS
“Points are like a pep talk to the Cleveland Browns.”
Drew Carey
“They just can’t get my nose right!”
Flynn Rider, Tangled
“Never show anyone. They’ll beg you and they’ll flatter you for the secret, but as soon as you give it up… you’ll be nothing to them.”
Alfred Borden, The Prestige.
Shrek-“Well I have to save my a**.”
Shrek, Shrek
Robert Angier: I never thought I’d find an answer at the bottom of a pint glass.
Cutter: Hasn’t stopped you looking, has it?
The Prestige.
Klump: “Oh! Oh! Oh! I can use mah secret emergency codes! Like; the fog was thick, and dense…”
K. Rool: “Like, your brain?”
Klump: “Uh - no! I means t’ say that the fog was thick with enemies! So I knows ya will understand me!”
K. Rool: “That’s a given at the best of times, Klump!”
– Donkey Kong Country the animated series, Bluster’s Ape-sale Extravaganza
I’m so sorry for spamming this topic with quotes but I love that show so much
We shall forgive you, Badger. 
Conker: “Say, I noticed that your outfit is a little bit different to the usual army regulation attire. What is it?”
Rodent: “Oh yeah! It’s Experiment Number G7224. I’m the first to be fitted with this. It’s an indestructible, erm, titanium laminate.”
Conker: “Right…so what does that mean?”
Rodent: “Oh, um, it means that if somebody shoots me…I don’t die!”
- Conker’s Bad Fur Day
“Now you’re looking for the secret. But you won’t find it because of course, you’re not really looking. You don’t really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.”
John Cutter, The Prestige.
Young Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar, guess what?
Scar: I despise guessing games.
Young Simba: I’m gonna be King of Pride Rock.
Scar: Oh, goody.
Young Simba: My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And I’m gonna rule it all. Heheh.
Scar: Yes, well forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know.
[flops on his side]
Young Simba: Hey Uncle Scar, when I’m King, what’ll that make you?
Scar: A monkey’s uncle.
Young Simba: [laughs] You’re so weird.
Scar: You have no idea.
- The Lion King
“When a forest grows too wild, a purging fire is inevitable and natural.”
Ra’s al Ghul, Batman Begins
“Oh God, these wires are so tight. I’m just a marionette…”
- Marionette, Mott the Hoople
Thomas Wayne: All creatures feel fear.
Bruce Wayne: Even the scary ones?
Thomas Wayne: Especially the scary ones.
Batman Begins
Fiona: “What kind of knight are you?!”
Shrek: “One of a kind.”
Shrek
Maitre D: Sir, the pool is for decoration, and your friends do not have swimwear.
Bruce Wayne: Well, they’re European.
Maitre D: I’m going to have to ask you to leave. It is not a question of money.
Bruce Wayne: Well, you see, I’m buying this hotel, and uh, setting some new rules about the pool area.
Batman Begins
“I’m gonna turn it over in a minute…GET OFF THE THING RIGHT NOW!”
K-Mart guy. Paul Wall K-Mart Youtube video
“There is a woman in Ninevah, is there not? A beautiful young asparagus? She is waiting there for you, no? You were promised to be married, but your job is now in the way. The woman’s father is the head of an international ring of camel thieves! This very day you set sail for Tarshish to deliver a message that will break the back of the camel thieves, but in the process will break the heart of the woman you love! Insight runs very deep in my family. Do not worry, the first one is free.”
-Khalil, Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie
“Are you prepared to be The Godfocker?”
Jack Byrnes, Little Fockers