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“This, is, SPARTA!”
300

“Theatricality and deception are powerful weapons”

Ras’ Al Ghul, Batman Begins

“Hello Their Children.”

Chef, South Park

Alfred Pennyworth: If those are to be the first of many injuries to come, it would be wise to find a suitable excuse. Polo, for instance.

Bruce Wayne: I’m not learning polo, Alfred.

Alfred Pennyworth: Strange injuries a non-existent social life, these things beg the question as to what exactly does Bruce Wayne do with his time and his money.

Bruce Wayne: And what does someone like me do?

Alfred Pennyworth: Drive sports cars, date movie stars, buy things that are not for sale… who knows, Master Wayne? You start pretending to have fun, you might even have a little by accident.

Batman Begins

“I won!”

Link, Link- The Faces of Evil game.

Henri Ducard: Your father failed to act.

Bruce Wayne: The man had a gun!

Henri Ducard: Would that stop you?

Bruce Wayne: I’ve had training!

Henri Ducard: The training is nothing! The will is everything!

Batman Begins

“Sarah, owie.”

Jimmy, Ed Edd n Eddy

“Men fear most what they cannot see.”

Henri Ducard, Batman Begins.

“Hey whatcha got here that’s free? How about that pistachio ice cream?”

Mater, Cars 2

Tantor: That sounded like Tarzan. It sounded like - like he was in trouble.
Terk: Yeah? Why doesn’t he get his new friends to help him? I don’t care.
Tantor: Thaaaaat’s IT! I’ve had it with you and your emotional constipation! Tarzan needs us, and we’re gonna help him! You got that?
[places Terk on his back]
Tantor: Now pipe down, and hang on tight! We’ve got a boat to catch.
[Tantor charges off a cliff and into the ocean]
Tantor: I’ve never felt so alive!
Terk: Good, 'cause I’m gonna kill you!

  • Tarzan (1999)

“Well, that’s what you get for sleeping with your mouth open.”

Victor The Hunchback of Notre Dame

“Yeah! Burn baby! BURN!!!”

Yungsung, Soul Calibur.

“There’s nothing to fear but fear himself!”

Dr. Jonathan Crane, Batman Begins.

Go Chargers go!

My friend today.

Henri Ducard: Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share.

Bruce Wayne: That’s why it’s so important. It separates us from them.

Batman Begins.

“We should’ve won 42-3.”

A facebook friend of mine.

Jim Gordon: You’re just one man?

Batman: Now we’re two.

Jim Gordon: We?

Batman Begins

“Just keep swimming.”

Dory.

“That’s what she said!”

Michael Scott, The Office

“The long-sleeve lab coat, both stylish and functional.”

Stella, CSI NY