Earle: Fox? I seem to remember firing you.
Lucius Fox: You did. I got another job: Yours.
Batman Begins
“WE are going to blow (clap) you up!”
Tiny Toons.
European blonde 1: Come on, Bruce.
European blonde 2: We have some more hotels for you to buy.
Batman Begins
" WAHHHHHHHhhh, That hurt my thort because he pushed it right herrre, and then the back of my head hit the treeee, and there was bark and it scratched itttt, did you see the scratch? Kennyyy?"
Cartman, Sourh Park
Jim Gordon: I never said thank you.
Batman: And you’ll never have to.
Batman Begins.
“tebow! tebow! tebow!”
fans if the broncos
“I made a picture called Super Mario Bros., and my six-year-old son at the time – he’s now 18 – he said, ‘Dad, I think you’re probably a pretty good actor, but why did you play that terrible guy King Koopa in Super Mario Bros.?’ and I said, ‘Well Henry, I did that so you could have shoes,’ and he said, ‘Dad, I don’t need shoes that badly.’”
Dennis Hopper.
Let’s see, I had a gun and a hostage before you got here. Now I’m chained to a stove with a concussion, that’s a nice save.
Callen, NCIS LA
“You’re about as mysterious to me as a blocked toilet is to a fucking plumber.”
Will Dormer, Insomnia.
“Should I eat the Cuttlefish and Asparagus or the Vanilla Paste.”
Asian guy, South Park
“I can’t judge. There are two kinds of people in Alaska: those who were born here and those who come here to escape something. I wasn’t born here.”
Rachel Clement, Insomnia
“Best Day Ever!”
Rapunzel, Tangled
“A good cop can’t sleep because he’s missing a piece of the puzzle. And a bad cop can’t sleep because his conscience won’t let him.”
Ellie Burr, Insomnia
“Deaf, Dumb and Blind Boy, He’s in a Quiet Vibration Land. Strange as it Seems his Musical Dreams Ain’t Quite so Bad.”
- The Who - Amazing Journey - Tommy
“This stunned silence is very reasuring.”
Roz, Monsters Inc
“I didn’t murder her. I killed her, but it just ended up that way.”
Walter Finch, Insomnia.
“I happen to remember the exact moment I chose to be a straight, right-handed, caucasian male.”
-Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
Natalie: What’s the last thing that you do remember?
Leonard Shelby: My wife…
Natalie: That’s sweet.
Leonard Shelby: …dying.
Memento
“Sitting in the audience wearing a dress, and then losing the Oscar to Phil Collins, now that’s just embarrassing.”
-South Park co-creator Matt Stone, on his expierence at the Academy Awards
That would be.