Leonard Shelby: Well, at least you’re being honest about ripping me off.
Burt: Well, you’re not gonna remember anyway.
Leonard Shelby: You don’t have to be that honest, Burt.
Memento
“And I’m Elder Thomas, but the other Elders call me Elder Poptarts. Because I love em’ so much!”
-Elder Thomas, The Book of Mormon: The Musical
“You’re not a killer. That’s why you’re so good at it.”
Teddy, Memento
“You want a a drink? Can we get a glass of shut up?”
Comedian on youtube.
“Drop it.”
Guy and Dog on my shirt.
“I’m feeling… happy…” - Marlin, Finding Nemo
“I call this, What I Accidently Did to My Friend Luigi Once.”
Mater, Cars 2
“Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They’re just an interpretation, they’re not a record, and they’re irrelevant if you have the facts.”
Leonard Shelby, Memento
“Jeff, eat a Snicker’s, please.
Why?
Everytime you get hungry, you turn into a deva, jst eat it ans we can
Ohh i turn into a Deva
Better…?
Better.”
Dude and Deva, Snickers commercial
Teddy: You don’t know who you are anymore.
Leonard Shelby: Of course I do. I’m Leonard Shelby. I’m from San Francisco.
Teddy: No, that’s who you were.
Memento
Hahah! I liked that part.
“You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.”
-John Lennon
Leonard Shelby: These tracks are just a few days old.
Teddy: What are you, Pocahontas?
Memento
Haha that’s pretty funny.
“Mama Mia.”
Mario
“You do not make the cat angry!”
Puss in Boots, Puss in Boots
“After spending months on Broadway with The Book of Mormon and all the accolades and Tony awards, it was refresing to return to South Park and have an episode where a Japanese guy sh*ts in a character’s mouth.”
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
“That is just a rumor spread by dogs!”
Puss in Boots, Puss in Boots
“I’ve often noticed that once coincidences start happening they go on happening in the most extraordinary way. I dare say it’s some natural law that we haven’t found out.”
Prudence Cowley, The Secret Adversary
“Don’t **** with Wendy Tesaburger!”
Wendy, South Park
“Buddy, I’m gonna kill you” - Rob Petrie, The Dick Van Dyke Show