“The animated series South Park has one of the most ambitious schedules in Broadcast television- each episode is written, recorded, animated, and delivered in just 6 days”
-Intro to South Park: 6 Days to Air
“She is a bad kitty!”
Puss in Boots, Puss in Boots
“That’s what she said!”
-Michael Scott, The Office
“Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man wise… but socially dead.” - Yakko, Animaniacs
“Desist with the singing! This is an army, not a chorus line!”
– King K. Rool, Donkey Kong Country the animated series… I forgot which episode
this is hilariously ironic because each episode features two musical numbers sung by the cast. 
“The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes to prevent it.”
— Frank Herbert, author of Dune
“The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views… which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.”
— Doctor Who
“Flame On!”
- Johnny Storm (Human Torch) Earth-616
“I’ll steal you blind and you wouldn’t even know I was there!”
Kitty Southpaws, Puss in Boots
“If I still had fingers, they’d be crossed!” - Cortana, Halo
“Charlie: Did you feel that? That vibe between us just then?
Kirby: That was me, I have powers!
Charlie: So sexy.”
Scream 4
Ok, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it!"
Woody, Toy Story
“What did he say? I don’t actually speak Spanish.”
Butters, South Park
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
Agatha Christie
“Are you prepared to be the Godfocker?”
Jack Byrnes, Little Fockers
“I’ve had it with the French! The men, the women, and… Herbie?” - Wheely Applegate, Herbie Goes To Monte Carlo
“I think you tv’s possesed.”
Cableguy joking about my tv.
Yay, Wheel of Morality!
Cartman: “Clyde! He got passed you, what do you think you were doing?”
Clyde: “Sorry, I was entralled by the conversation exchange.”
-South Park
“To Infinity And Beyond”
- Buzz Lightyear
Toy Story, Toy Story 2, Toy Story 3
“It’s the one thing. We must always be.”
Kevin McKidd, Brave teaser