“A Little Peep of Magic if You Will.”
- Queen - Brighton Rock
“When we asked Obama to do something about illegal immigration, we didn’t mean make living here so sh*tty!”
-Border Control Agent, South Park
“Why so Serious?”
The Joker
“So we went from Dionysus to Xbox 360? Look how far we’ve come.”
Me after class today.
“Don’t Try Suicide, Your just Gonna Hate it.”
- Queen - Don’t Try Suicide
“Hide me Eddie! Please!”
Roger Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
“Flash ahaa, He’ll save everyone of us.”
Queen - Flash’s Theme
“A couch potato with a souped up remote… I’m petrified.”
Raven
“It just keep’s going, and going, and going.”
Energiser commercials
Adso of Melk: Then we are living in a place abandoned by God.
William of Baskerville: Have you found any places where God would have felt at home?
The Name of the Rose.
“Monkey!”
King Koopa, Super Mario Brothers
“Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now, that’s a name I have not heard in a long, long time. A long time.” - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: A New Hope
“Plumber Alert!”
Super Mario Brothers Movie
“Oh! Mama, I have got to get me one of these!” - Flynn Rider, Tangled
I find this song funny. 
“With my Les Paul, I know I’m small, but I enjoy living anyway.”
- Marc Bolan, “Spaceball Ricochet”
“It’s not tha simple Pocahontas. Nothing’s simple anymore.”
-Chief Powhatan, Pocahontas
“Our Old Man didn’t like our Appearance. He says “Only Women Wear Long Hair”.”
- The Who - Tattoo
“I’m kidding, stop taking everything so seriously.”
Mother Gothel, Tangled
“Aww man, your more of a letdown then Fruit Stripes gum.”
Peter Griffin, Family Guy
Hal: “You’re so pathetic! No matter what side you’re on, you’re always the loser!”
Megamind: “There’s a benefit to losing: You get to learn from your mistakes.”
Megamind