“I think that phrase is the most horrible phrase in the English language – ‘I don’t know.’ It’s terribly embarrassing.”
- Jim Morrison
“Ten little Indian boys went out to dine; One choked his little self and then there were nine.
Nine little Indian boys sat up very late; One overslept himself and then there were eight.
Eight little Indian boys travelling in Devon; One said he’d stay there and then there were seven.
Seven little Indian boys chopping up sticks; One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.
Six little Indian boys playing with a hive; A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.
Five little Indian boys going in for law; One got in Chancery and then there were four.
Four little Indian boys going out to sea; A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.
Three little Indian boys walking in the Zoo; A big bear hugged one and then there were two.
Two little Indian boys sitting in the sun; One got frizzled up and then there was one.
One little Indian boy left all alone; He went and hanged himself and then there were none.”
And Then There Were None
“Talk of days for which they sit and wait, when all will be revealed.”
Led Zeppelin - Kashmir
“People should be interested in books, not their authors.”
Agatha Christie
“Did I do that?!”
Steve Urkel, Family Matters
“I’m sorry, but I do hate this differentiation between the sexes. ‘The modern girl has a thoroughly businesslike attitude to life’ That sort of thing. It’s not a bit true! Some girls are businesslike and some aren’t. Some men are sentimental and muddle-headed, others are clear-headed and logical. There are just different types of brains.”
Appointment with Death
“Smite Me! All Amighty Smiter!”
Bruce, Bruce Almighty
It’s the claw! Nothing can stop the claw!"
Jim Carrey, Liar Liar
“It is completely unimportant. That is why it is so interesting.”
The Murder of Roger Ackroyd
“Shocking, isn’t it?”
Professor Oak, Pokemon
“The dog hunts rabbits. Hercule Poirot hunts murderers.”
Dumb Witness
“Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help!”
The Beatles - Help
“Fiction is founded on truth… unless things did happen, people couldn’t think of them.”
The Seven Dials Mystery
“It’s a trap!” - Admiral Ackbar, Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi
“Lion’s and Tiger and Bears, OH MY!”
Dorathy, Tin Man, and Scarecrow, Wizard of Oz
“I am the captain of the Axiom. We are going home, today!” - Captain McCrea, Wall-E
Good one!
Chef: Right, but do you know why Drugs are bad?
Kyle: Because they’re an addictive solution to a greater problem causing disease of both body and mind with consequences far outweighing their supposed benefits.
Chef: And do you have any idea what that means?
Kyle: No.
-South Park
“Best Day Ever!”
Rapunzel, Tangled
" I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"
Bart Simpson, The Simpsons
“I want it all and I want it now.”
Queen - I Want It All