“WHY!”
Kenan, Kenan and Kel
“My name is Bill and I’m a headcase.”
The Who - I’m A Boy
“I pitty the fool!”
Mr. T
“I think I just hit my mind on my head. Oh, wait… never mind. I can still think.” - My little brother 
“Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.”
~Ambrose Redmoon
“Maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up. But I have a great life and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don’t care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the Church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that’s stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you’re so high and mighty you couldn’t look past my religion and just be my friend back. You’ve got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls.”
Gary, South Park
“I don’t want to talk about it, want to forget about it.”
Queen - My Melancholy Blues
“Always expect the best from your friends and never assume the worst.”
- Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
“And you’re rushing headlong out of control
And you think you’re so strong
But there ain’t no stopping
And there’s nothin’ you can do about it”
Queen - Headlong
“Life is like a box of chocolates!”
Forrest Gump
“Hard diggin! Might hit bedrock. Danger of cavein. Risssky… need planks for bracing! Big job! Take two, three days!” - Gopher, The Many Adventures Of Winnie-The-Pooh
“Bond. James Bond.”
James Bond, Dr. No
“Wall-Mart? are you speaking to me?.. My friends… Trying to hurt you again? Yes Wall-Mart, I understand.”
Cartman, South Park
“No one can predict the hour, nor the date, of the coming of Christ”
From The Bible
I guess Harold Camping skipped that part of the Bible when said The Bib?le was his source for his prediction.
“Aang: I need to ask you something. Come closer…
Katara: What?
Aang: Will you go penguin sledding with me?!”
Avatar The Last Airbender Season 1 Episode 1
“Speed. I am speed!”
Lightning McQueen, Cars
“ I refused to play the d**n thing (the Wurlitzer). It’s tiny and horrible and I don’t like them. Why play those things when you’ve got a lovely superb grand piano? No, I think, basically what he [John] is trying to say is it was the desired effect.
- Freddie Mercury (Farrokh Bulsara)
“It’s a me, Mario!”
Mario
“na na na nana na na Hey Jude.”
The Beatles - Hey Jude
^Awesome song right there. One of my favorites. 
I agree Snipe.
“I despise the Lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid.”
- Brian May