“If something’s hard to do it’s not woth doing.”
Homer Simpson. The Simpsons
“Behind successful man is a woman. And behind her is his wife.”
-Groucho Marx
^That’s an awesome one.
“Oh look, he’s killed the dog… again.”
Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes (2009)
“He’s not relaxing, is he?”
“Apparently not.”
Hermione and Harry, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
“Why is the only woman you’ve cared about a world class criminal? Are you a masochist?”
Dr. John Watson, Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Heehee, Groucho is full of good lines!
“You just hate smoking, so you use all your money and power to force others to think like you. And that’s called fascism you tubby Ah*”
-Kyle, South Park
Mary Morstan: What can you tell about me?
Sherlock Holmes: You?
Dr. John Watson: I don’t think that’s…
Sherlock Holmes: I don’t know if that’s…
Dr. John Watson: Not at dinner.
Sherlock Holmes: Perhaps some other time.
Mary Morstan: I insist.
Sherlock Holmes: You insist?
Dr. John Watson: Remember we’ve discussed this.
Sherlock Holmes: The lady insists!
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
“Ah ah ah, ah, I know what you’re thinking, Stan. You’re thinking, you’er gonna go tell Kyle. Look, I know you think he’s your best friend, but Kyle is a Jew rat! He has his Jew ethics while he hoards his greedy Jew gold, and he will Jew you out if you tell him about this!”
Cartman, South Park
"As in dead dinosaurs! And we all know what happened to them " - Miles Axlerod, Cars 2
Inspector Lestrade: That’s not Blackwood!
Sherlock Holmes: Well, now we have a firm grasp of the obvious.
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
“I have terrible hearing trouble. I have unwittingly helped to invent and refine a type of music that makes its principal proponents deaf.”
- Pete Townshend
Donkey: Man, you are a cat-tastrophe!
Puss in Boots: And you, are ri-donk-ulous!
Shrek Forever After
"I’m the invisible man, I’m the invisible man, it’s criminal how you can see right through me.
- Queen - The Invisible Man
Dr. John Watson: How did you see that?
Sherlock Holmes: Because I was looking for it.
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
“Talkin 'bout you, nobody but you baby.”
- a song by Chuck Berry that was covered by The Rolling Stones.
- Talkin 'bout You
“Help! I’m being (Bleep)napped.”
Donkey, Shrek Forever After
“Well, wobble my webs and call me shaky! It’s Goldilocks – the hippest hammer in the west!”
- Peter Parker (Earth-616)
“This is kind of an off day for me. This normally doesn’t happen.”
Flynn Rider, Tangled
“we’re going to atlantis!”
Spongebob
“It’s time for Twlight, Breaking Prawn.”
Peppe, The Muppets Parody Trailer