Dr. John Watson: Does your depravity know no bounds?
Sherlock Holmes: No!
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
“Check it out, fart shoes!”
Fuzzy Bear, The Muppets
“Don’t worry, dear. Suicide is not in his repertoire. He’s far too fond of himself for that.”
Dr. John Watson, Sherlock Holmes (2009)
“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
-Don Corleone, The Godfather
“Oh, you got to be joking.”
Holley, Cars 2
Dr. John Watson: Get that out of my face.
Sherlock Holmes: It’s not in your face, it’s in my hand.
Dr. John Watson: Get what’s in your hand out of my face.
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
“Let me tell you something. I’m not buyin’ it. You might have them fooled. You might have the kids fooled. Not me. Can’t get past me. There’s a storm comin’, buddy. There’s a storm comin’.”
Larry, Night at the Museum
Sherlock Holmes: You’re overly tired.
Dr. John Watson: Yes.
Sherlock Holmes: You’re feeling a bit sensitive.
Dr. John Watson: I’m not sensitive.
Sherlock Holmes: What you need is to rest. My brother, Mycroft, has a small estate near Chichester. Beautiful grounds… There’s a falling. We could throw a lamb on the spit…
Dr. John Watson: We? Holmes, if I were to go to the country it would be with my future wife.
Sherlock Holmes: Well certainly, if you must…
Dr. John Watson: No not you, Mary and I. You are not…
Sherlock Holmes: What? Invited? Why would I be not invited to my own brothers country home, Watson? Now you are not making any sense!
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
“Now that’s how I like to start my day. You never feel more alive than when you’re almost dead.” - Finn McMissile, Cars 2
“Like a good neighbor, Mater is there!”
Mater, Cars 2
Sherlock Holmes: Chamber maids were once such a liberal breed.
Constable Clark: My wife’s a chamber maid,sir.
[uncomfortable pause]
Constable Clark: Besides, it’s a good thing she was offended, sir. Otherwise we’d never have found you.
Sherlock Holmes: Ah, yes.
[another uncomfortable pause]
Constable Clark: Just joking about the wife, sir.
[Holmes sighs relieved]
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
“Ooh. Okay. Uh, I’m just guessing- and I’m just spitballing here- but, uh, looks like that Roman dude got cocky and climbed over into the Wild West. And that cowboy knows the Roman dude wants to take over his territory, so he rounded up a posse and put him in the stockade.”
Larry, Night at the Museum
“Never theorize before you have data. Invariably, you end up twisting facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.”
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes (2009)
“Here we are, born to be kings we’re the princes of the universe.”
Queen - Princes Of The Universe
Irene Adler: Why are you always so suspicious?
Sherlock Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
“Yes I know I’m lucky.”
- The Beatles - Every Little Thing
Inspector Lestrade: In another life, Mr. Holmes, you would have made a excellent criminal.
Sherlock Holmes: Yes, and you an excellent policeman.
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Great quote ^^.
“The more I see, the less I know for sure.”
― John Lennon
“What a piece of junk!” - Luke Skywalker, Star Wars: A New Hope
Mater: I always wanted to be a spy.
Holley: Really? Me too.
Cars 2