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“Yeah, but you know, I learned something today. We thought we could make money on the Internet. But, while the Internet is new and exciting for creative people, it hasn’t matured as a distribution mechanism to the extent that one should trade real and immediate opportunities for income for the promise of future online revenue. It will be a few years before digital distribution of media on the Internet can be monetized to the extent that necessitates content producers to forego their fair value in more traditional media.”

Kyle, South Park

Haha, I love Stan’s reaction to that: “Yeah!.”


" I hate Hippies! All they do is smoke pot and smell bad, and talk about saving the Earth while driving cars with bad gas mileage, God I hate them!"

-Cartman, South Park

“Enchanted? Ha-ha ha-ha! Who said anything about the castle being enchanted? Ha-ha-ha.”

CogsWorth, Beauty and the Beast

“I can serenade and gently pull on your heart strings.”

  • Queen - Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy

“Dude, What the hell?”
“We told him to grow up, so he got rid of his stuffed animals.”

Stan and Kyle, South Park

“Let’s just think about this for a moment, shall we? If it were up there, would I be coming down here, to your level, looking for it?!” - Hopper, A Bug’s Life

“He’s so getting beat tomorrow!”

Lightning McQueen. Cars 2

“How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?”
“Uh… three and a half?”

Goofy and Max, A Goofy Movie

“Donut Fun. Grab one.” - Slogan for a fictitious food chain I created when I was 9. :laughing:

“Stan, sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God, Stan. He’s all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can’t get over it, so he doesn’t care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don’t matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand?”

Chef, South Park

“I’m stuck in hillbilly hell. I’m becoming one of them!”

Lightning McQueen, Cars

"Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he’s dead.

  • Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

“My First day as a woman, and I’m already getting hot flashes.”

Daniel, Mrs Doubtfire

“Zip it, Buck Rogers.” - Ken, Toy Story 3

“Listen… do you smell something?”

Dr. Ray, Ghostbusters

“I got a person in my closet!”

Rapunzel, Tangled

Cartman: "Why would I give them a dollar, I thought we were at war with these a**h****s!
Wendy: "We’re at war with terrorists, not Afghan children! And the only reason you just don’t want to give up a dollar
Cartman: “That dollar buys me a chocolate milk at lunch! What, do you want me to buy a regular milk for 10 cents?”

-South Park

“Godd*****, I Hate Regular Milk”

Cartman, South Park

I love that line.

“Chunk: [up in the vending machine with the other toys, referring to Buzz] He ain’t the sharpest knife in the… place where… they keep the knives…
Sparks: Neither are you, Chunk!
[everyone laughs]”

  • Toy Story 3

Grandmother Willow: “He has a strong spirit, and he’s handsome too!”
John Smith: "Oh, I like her!

-Pocahontas