“Yeah, but you know, I learned something today. We thought we could make money on the Internet. But, while the Internet is new and exciting for creative people, it hasn’t matured as a distribution mechanism to the extent that one should trade real and immediate opportunities for income for the promise of future online revenue. It will be a few years before digital distribution of media on the Internet can be monetized to the extent that necessitates content producers to forego their fair value in more traditional media.”
“Let’s just think about this for a moment, shall we? If it were up there, would I be coming down here, to your level, looking for it?!” - Hopper, A Bug’s Life
“Stan, sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God, Stan. He’s all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can’t get over it, so he doesn’t care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don’t matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand?”
Cartman: "Why would I give them a dollar, I thought we were at war with these a**h****s! Wendy: "We’re at war with terrorists, not Afghan children! And the only reason you just don’t want to give up a dollar Cartman: “That dollar buys me a chocolate milk at lunch! What, do you want me to buy a regular milk for 10 cents?”
“Chunk: [up in the vending machine with the other toys, referring to Buzz] He ain’t the sharpest knife in the… place where… they keep the knives…
Sparks: Neither are you, Chunk!
[everyone laughs]”