“Flash a-aaha saviour of the universe.”
- Queen - Flash’s Theme
“I’m a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak louder next time.”
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
“Gotta love crab. In the nick of time too. I couldn’t take much more of those coconuts. Coconut milk is a natural laxative. That’s something Gilligan never told us.”
Chuck, Cast Away
“I knew you couldn’t drive, I didn’t know you couldn’t read.” - Doc Hudson, Cars
“Alone in the clouds all blue
Lying on an eiderdown
Yippee
You can’t see me
But I can you”
- Pink Floyd - Flaming
“The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives.”
Lois McMaster Bujold
“I really want a Gibson Les Paul.”
- Me
“Don’t you get it mom? People voted for Obama, and now that everything sucks they have to blame ME!”
-Cartman, South Park
“Here comes the pain,” Tazz, WWE
“May Doc have half mercy on your soul.”
Sheriff, Cars
“Brings a whole new meaning to ‘your time has come’.” - Finn McMissile, Cars 2
“A valuable dent? She’s as crazy as Mater.”
Lizzie, Cars 2
African Woman: “We’ve heard of the Bible. Every year they come, telling us about Jesus and how he’ll save us, but nothing ever changes. Your Bible doesn’t work!”
Elder Price: “Well of course that didn’t work! Those were Christian missionaries. We’re Mormon!”
-Book of Mormon The Musical
“Gee whiz, gang. Looks like the killer gutted the victim, strangled him with his own intestines and then dumped the body in the river.”
Fred, Family Guy
“'ve been dazed and confused for so long it’s not true.”
- Led Zeppelin - Dazed And Confused
“I have a Dream.”
Martin Luther King
“Oh, why must a girl act so silly to catch a husband?”
-Scarlett O’Hara, Gone With the Wind
“This is your life, don’t play hard to get.”
- Queen - Play The Game
“If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.”
Phoebe Buffay, Friends.
“Outwitted… by a dumb***.”
Stevie, Malcolm in the Middle