“All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing’s right. And that’s what deathbeds are for.”
Chandler Bing, Friends.
“De-activate.” - Professor Zundapp, Cars 2
Monica: Rach, it’s the Visa card people. Um, they say there’s been some unusual activity on your account.
Rachel: But I haven’t used my card in weeks.
Monica: That is the unusual activity.
Friends
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” - Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Reporter: What’s your name?
Phoebe: Pheobe. That’s, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in… Ello there mate.
Friends
“The postman delivered a letter from your lover. Only a phone call away, you try to track him down, but somebody stole his number.”
- Queen - Friends Will Be Friends
King K. Rool: “I know exactly how to keep Donkey Kong running in circles until the proverbial cows come home! Krusha!”
Krusha: (suddenly appearing behind him) “When did the cows leeaaave?”
King K. Rool: (startled) “How many times have I told you not to sneak up behind me like that!”
–Donkey Kong Country the animated series, Hunka Hunka Burning Bluster
…I’m not sure if I actually posted this quote here before… but it’s so silly I can’t help it
Rachel: Hey, you guys wanna go see a movie?
Ross: Yeah, sure.
Rachel: How about you, Phoebe?
Phoebe: No, thanks, I’ve already seen one.
Friends
“A boy who kills, cannot love!
And he’s the boy, who got your heart
And your love, Maria, and your love!”
-Anita, West Side Story
“Maybe he’s some animal that wasn’t supposed to live; kind of like those rabbits we saw. He could be a monkey or an orangutan.”
Michael, E.T. The Extra Terrestrail
Joey: Hey Ross. If homo sapiens were in fact “homo sapiens”, could that be why they’re extinct?
Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are people.
Joey: Hey! I’m not judging here.
Friends
We like nothing better than to mess up Messerschmitts
And send their heavy bombers down to earth in teeny bits
Napoleon and his army never got to first base
Now we’ll push those nasty Nazis in der fuehrer’s face
-the Gremlins from the Kremlin, Russian Rhapsody, Looney Tunes
Ross: Wanna hear something weird?
Phoebe: Always.
Friends
“Watch out lady. Mater’s tend to get funky!”
Mater, Cars 2
“She’s under my thumb.”
- The Rolling Stones
Rachel: You don’t want to try things too fast. You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast?
Jill: No. What?
Rachel: Well… she died, Jill.
Friends.
Me fail English? that’s unpossible!
-Ralph wiggum-
“I’m a loser and I’ve lost someone who’s near to me. I’m a loser and I’m not what I appear to be.”
- The Beatles - I’m A Loser
Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don’t want to.
Friends
“No Dad, hot girls only get hotter if they go to Europe.”
-Derrick, Whitest Kids You Know