Chandler: I got her machine.
Joey: Her answering machine?
Chandler: No. Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.
Friends
“All we need is one worldwide vision.”
- Queen - One Vision
Ross: Why, it’s like I’ve been given the gift of time.
Chandler: That’s great. Last year I got the gift of space. We should get together and make a continuum.
Friends
“She’s the sickest thing in this world.”
- The Rolling Stones - Stupid Girl
“You changed a Coke into a Pepsi?? That was your big transformation?!”
Beefy, Little Nicky
“For the colony! And for oppressed ants everywhere!” - Flik, A Bug’s Life
“The sands have run out, my love.”
- The Rolling Stones - Lady Jane
“You done good you got all the leafs!”
Mater, Cars 2
“Doncha follow me no more.”
- The Rolling Stones - Doncha Bother Me
“Your mother! No I’m sorry, it was your sister.”
Rod Redline, Cars 2
“Your Highness, don’t you see? We could send somebody to get help!” - Flik, A Bug’s Life
“You mean like insurance agent? Like a good neighbor, Mater is there!”
Mater, Cars 2
“Come to ogre battle fight.”
- Queen - Ogre Battle
“How did the tow truck figure it out?”
Miles Axlerod, Cars 2
Ed: Are there any zombies out there?
Shaun: Don’t say that!
Ed: What?
Shaun: That.
Ed: What?
Shaun: That. The Z word. Don’t say it.
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Because it’s ridiculous!
Ed: Alright… Are there any out there, though?
— Shaun of the Dead
Joey: Forget about Rachel. Go to China, eat Chinese food.
Chandler: Of course there they’d just call it food.
Friends
“Eating greens is a special treat. It makes long ears and great big feet. (But it sure is awful stuff to eat!) (I made that last part up myself.)” - Thumper, Bambi
Phoebe: This is big. No this is huge! No this is like really… really… All right what’s bigger than huge?
Joey: Uh… This?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Friends
“Hey, what you got here that’s free? How about that pistachio ice cream?”
Mater, Cars 2
Joey: I’m hungry.
Phoebe: We could eat the wax. It’s organic.
Chandler: Oh great, food with hair on it.
Phoebe: No, not the used wax.
Chandler: Because THAT would be crazy.
Friends