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Chandler: I got her machine.

Joey: Her answering machine?

Chandler: No. Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.

Friends

“All we need is one worldwide vision.”

  • Queen - One Vision

Ross: Why, it’s like I’ve been given the gift of time.

Chandler: That’s great. Last year I got the gift of space. We should get together and make a continuum.

Friends

“She’s the sickest thing in this world.”

  • The Rolling Stones - Stupid Girl

“You changed a Coke into a Pepsi?? That was your big transformation?!”

Beefy, Little Nicky

“For the colony! And for oppressed ants everywhere!” - Flik, A Bug’s Life

“The sands have run out, my love.”

  • The Rolling Stones - Lady Jane

“You done good you got all the leafs!”

Mater, Cars 2

“Doncha follow me no more.”

  • The Rolling Stones - Doncha Bother Me

“Your mother! No I’m sorry, it was your sister.”

Rod Redline, Cars 2

“Your Highness, don’t you see? We could send somebody to get help!” - Flik, A Bug’s Life

“You mean like insurance agent? Like a good neighbor, Mater is there!”

Mater, Cars 2

“Come to ogre battle fight.”

  • Queen - Ogre Battle

“How did the tow truck figure it out?”

Miles Axlerod, Cars 2

Ed: Are there any zombies out there?
Shaun: Don’t say that!
Ed: What?
Shaun: That.
Ed: What?
Shaun: That. The Z word. Don’t say it.
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Because it’s ridiculous!
Ed: Alright… Are there any out there, though?
— Shaun of the Dead

Joey: Forget about Rachel. Go to China, eat Chinese food.

Chandler: Of course there they’d just call it food.

Friends

“Eating greens is a special treat. It makes long ears and great big feet. (But it sure is awful stuff to eat!) (I made that last part up myself.)” - Thumper, Bambi

Phoebe: This is big. No this is huge! No this is like really… really… All right what’s bigger than huge?

Joey: Uh… This?

Phoebe: Yeah.

Friends

“Hey, what you got here that’s free? How about that pistachio ice cream?”

Mater, Cars 2

Joey: I’m hungry.

Phoebe: We could eat the wax. It’s organic.

Chandler: Oh great, food with hair on it.

Phoebe: No, not the used wax.

Chandler: Because THAT would be crazy.

Friends