Fillmore: [looking at a stoplight blinking yellow] I’m tellin’ you, man, every third blink is slower.
Sarge: The '60s weren’t good to you, were they?
- Cars
Joey: You think I need a new walk?
Chandler: What?
Joey: Well I’ve had the same walk since high school and you know how when a guy walks into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a ‘take notice’ walk.
Chandler: Are you actually saying these words?
Friends
“This here is Finn McSomethin’ or other. He’s a first-class VIP airport whatchamacallit.”
Mater, Cars 2
Phoebe: Aww Pheebs.
Rachel: Honey, that’s your name.
Phoebe: Oh, Pheebs is short for Phoebe? I thought that’s just what we called each other.
Friends
“Give me a milk. Chocolate”
George, Back to The Future
Rachel: Joey, you can’t steal an award.
Joey: I’m not stealing it. I’m accepting it on her behalf.
Rachel: You don’t even know what behalf means.
Joey: I know what it means. It’s a verb. As in, I behalfing it.
Friends
“It comes to you as to us all. We’re just waiting for the hammer to fall.”
- Queen - Hammer To Fall
“Caution Rogue Robots.”
“You’ve had the time, you’ve had the power, you’ve yet to have your finest hour radio.”
- Queen - Radio Ga Ga
“Tiana…I love …the way you light up when you talk about your dream.”
-Naveen, The Princess and the Frog
“I know it’s a rock! Don’t you think I know a rock when I see a rock, I spend a lot of time around rocks!” - Flik, A Bug’s Life
“Lightning McQueen can not win the last race!”
Professor Zundapp, Cars 2
“Am doing the Oscars so the young woman in the pharmacy will stop asking my name when I pick up my prescriptions. Looking forward to the show.”
Billy Crystal
“I think I know what I’m talking about, alright? I didn’t spend 12 years in Kindergarten because I’m stupid!”
Larry, Larry and Steve
Chandler: I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of out secrets.
Joey: What secrets?
Chandler: Oh no-no, Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.
[the girls walk away]
Joey: You’ll tell me later?
Chandler: You already know.
Friends
“I don’t like food, I LOVE it. If I don’t love it, I won’t SWALLOW. I will return tomorrow evening with high expectations. Pray you don’t disappoint me.”
Anton Ego, Ratatouille
Stevens: What kind of a pistol would you be requiring?
Jimmy: The kind where you put your finger on the trigger and the thing goes on shooting until you take it off again.
The Seven Dials Mystery
“I THREW A ROCK AT HIM!”
Killer Crock, Batman The Animated Series
Monica: Chandler. You’re smoking again?
Chandler: Well, yesterday I was smoking again, and today… I’m smoking still…
Friends
Ship’s Computer: Voice confirmation required.
Captain: Uhhh…
Ship’s Computer: [after the “uhh” echoes] Accepted.
- WALL-E